Neutral-Gender Dorming

Chapter 6

~Brianna POV~

It is 1:00 am and I am awake. I just am thinking of ways to get back at Harry. I think the best way right now is damage his charm. Make girls want to not sleep with him. I tip toed out of my bedroom, and went into Harry's room.

Harry has a car, so I could get his keys to buy the stuff I need for my master plan. As I tip-toed in Harry's room, I stepped on a condom wrapper, making a big plastic noise. Harry stirred in his sleep.

"Shit." I hissed. Then Harry stirred again. I slapped my hands over my mouth. Then, I tip toed over to Harry's nightstand. I slipped on.... boxers? Making me fall onto Harry.

"What are you doing?" Harry said in a groggy voice.

"Um... who am I?" I asked him, hoping he was still asleep.

"Your Brianna..." He mumbled, his voice deep and husky since he just woke up.

"Um... false... I am your mum! Anne!" I said in a stronger British accent.

"Mummy?" He asked, laying down and his back facing me.

"Yes, now I am going to just go out ok? I need to buy your soup- yeah!" I lied.

"Hurry mummy...." He said happily.

"I will baby...." I said squeezing his cheek. He smiled and closed his eyes.

"What a nice dream..." He mumbled clutching the sheets. I nodded in success. Then I took his car keys and tip toed out of his room.

I then tip toed out of the dorm, and down the hall. I made it out the dormitory, and I drove Harry's car. I stopped at the gate, to show security my Riverpeak ID. The security guy nodded, and I happily rode out.

I went to the 24 hour rite aid, and I got some red hair dye.  I drove back, and went back into our dorm. Now it was 1:45. I went in the bathroom and I put the dye in Harry's precious hair shampoo. I snickered as I poured the thick dye in the bottle. It was permanent too. I threw out the bottle and tip toed back in my room.

I then went to sleep satisfied.

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~Harry POV~

I woke up, and walked into Brianna's room. As usual she was a sleep. I walked in the bathroom to take a shower, I closed the door behind me... but I didn't lock it cause I know it pisses Brianna off when I don't lock it.

I then took off my black t-shirt and my grey sweat pants. I then turned on the shower water, and waited for it to warm. As it warmed up I looked at myself in the mirror, until the bathroom got steamy. Then I hopped in the shower, and rested. I soaped myself up, not using a wash cloth, just to piss off Brianna. Then, I got my shampoo and squirted it in my hair.

I rubbed my shampoo through my curls, but my shampoo seemed thicker today. That's weird. I looked at my hands and I saw that they had red stuff all over it.

"BRIANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I screamed.

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~Brianna POV~

I laid in bed, not wanting to get up. I heard Harry in the shower... and I waited for it.

"BRIANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Harry screamed. I smirked, success again... I chuckled and stretched. This was a good morning.... I want the most of Harry, and see all his games and tricks.

"What is this!?!" Harry said walking in my bedroom, soaking wet and butt naked.

"You tell me!!!" I said squeezing my eyes closed, the first thing I saw was his penis. Which is actually not a good thing to see right when you wake up. That is more of Harry then I asked for.

"Oh grow up! Everyone is like this! Just like you have a your thing! Own it!" Harry hissed. I fluttered my eyes open and just kept eye contact. Then, I finally saw the hair. I burst out laughing.

"So you think this is fucking funny huh!?!" Harry hissed pointing at his head.

"I think it's extremely funny!" I said laughing.

"Oh yeah? You wanna bring back high school?" Harry yelled, then he punched the door next to him.

"Lets bring back high school!" He said running out of the room. My gosh, this is gonna be bad.

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~Harry POV~

"You let a girl get to you!" Niall yelled laughing.

"It isn't funny! Of course she fucking got to my head!" I yelled furrowing my eyebrows.

"She really did..." Louis said passing by and he rubbed his hand through my curls. I swatted his hand away.

"Guys seriously, she is starting to bite back... again..." I said frowning.

"Why don't you unravel your panties and just get back at her?" Louis asked sitting next to me.

"Why is anyone getting back at anyone?" Niall asked.

"Niall, your no fun." Louis said blinking.

"Exactly, so I think I should put ketch-up on the ass of all her pants." I said.

"No, that's so old..." Louis said shaking his head.

"I got it! I won't just get back at her. I'll make her year a living hell." I said standing up.

"Bravo. Make the bitch pay." Louis said clapping.

"She is not a bitch and all she did was dye his hair red, no biggy." Niall said. Then Louis and I looked at each other and then Louis grabbed Niall. I then ran in the bathroom with a bowl and wet my hair, making the hair dye go in the bowl.

"Bring our lucky customer Louis!" I said smiling spinning the hair dye in the bowl.

"Gladly!" Louis said smiling and he forced Niall in the bathroom. Then Louis took him to the sink, grabbed his precious quiff, and splashed his head in the bowl.

"Dye in my mouth! Dye in my mouth!" Niall yelled. Louis and I laughed. Then we let him breathe. Niall snorted red hair dye out his nose. Then he looked in the bathroom mirror. Then he let out a loud screech, almost like a girl.

"My hair! My face!" Niall said with a scowl. His hair and face was covered in red dye. He breathed fast, his face turning even more red then it already was with anger. He then turned to me and Louis who were watching him.

"You." He mumbled. I walked up to him.

"You what Rudolph?" I asked then I stuck a finger in my hair and then wiped the red dye on Niall's nose. Then Niall stood there angry. I knew what was going to happen, so I sprinted away, Niall quickly chasing after me.

"Why I oughta!" Niall said chasing my in circles around the dorm. Once he got tired of chasing me, he chased Louis who was laughing. Louis's smile faded when Niall made angry eye contact with him. Louis then sprinted around the dorm. I took this as my chance to leave, I swiftly walked out the dorm, unnoticed.

Now that that's done, mission 'annoy Brianna' begins.