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Someone: Are you taken?
Callum: yeah. For granted.
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Jim: Just keep them talking.
Callum: .......
Callum: So.....uh Khan have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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*loud banging noise*
Callum: What the hell was that?
Brystal, picking up a flashlight: only one way to find out!
Callum: Wait a minute! You don't go towards the spooky scary banging!
Olivia: Yes we do, Cal. We always do.
Callum: I hate that about us!
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Callum: your existence is confusing
Jim: how so?
Callum: your presence is annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
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Callum: would it kill you to smile?
Spock, pained and scary smile: yes
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Callum: you know.....I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee
Olivia, surprised: Cal, you never drink coffee in the afternoon!
Callum: sure I do!
Olivia, stunned: you do?
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Callum: *breaks through the window, while Cauis is sleeping*
Callum: I have -stop screaming!- I have an engineering question!
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Callum: let me see what you have!
Brystal: a knife!
Callum: NO!!!
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Callum: These are my friends
Callum: I've known them for twelve hours
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Callum: If I run and leap at Brystal, she will most likely catch me in her arms.
Callum: coming in!
Brystal: No! I'm holding tea! *drops tea on the floor and catches Callum*
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(Olivia crying)
Callum: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you
Olivia: I'd......rather have a hug
Callum: oh, of course!
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Brystal: Have fun last night?
Callum: I had three drinks named after me, so that's pretty fun
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Callum: Sometimes I stay awake at night because I don't know what my favorite color is and I'm afraid I don't have a real personality.
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Callum: guys, I'd like you to meet my partner
Uhara and Olivia: in crime or romantically?
Callum: both!
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Uhara: A Whiskey and -uh strawberry ice cream for my friend here
Callum: Uhar, I'm a grown ass man! I can order my own strawberry ice cream!
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YOU ARE READING
EVERLONG -(Oc's book)
RandomIn which I display my characters from my timelines with song titles of my favorite rock album! Cover by @OneBaroqueGirl
