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Issac: It's quiet. Too quiet

(Gunshot barely misses him)

Issac: Suddenly, it's too loud. I liked it better when it was quiet.

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Issac: It's 2259 already?!?

Issac: Time flies fast when your life is falling apart

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Issac: I do what I want!

Adeline: I'm calling mom!

Issac: no! Wait!

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Lyris: Why is blood everywhere?!?!

Issac: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Lyris: you STABBED SOMEONE?!?

Issac: no, no, aggressively poked them with a knife

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Issac: Lyris texted me, "you're adorable." And I responded, "no, YOU'RE ADORABLE!"

Elsa: And?

Issac: and now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I'm not gonna say anything.

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Issac: 911? Hello I accidentally stepped on my dogs tail and need to be arrested.

Operator: sir, we already talked about this

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Random Killer: Get ready to die

Issac (holds up a reverse uno card): you get ready to die!

Random Killer: The ****!?

(Later)

Issac: and that's how I avoided being killed.

Callius: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Issac?!?

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Amaya: This is who I am.

Issac: you....son of a bitch. No, no, you weaker. You fucking fuck. You cunt-bag. You piece of shit!

Amaya: I think I get it

Adeline: oh no, he's not done yet. Give it another thirty minutes.

Issac: you absolute cockwozzle!

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Issac: I have a bad feeling about this...

Olivia: what do you mean?

Issac: don't you ever get a voice in your head, telling you something is  a bad idea?

Olivia: no

Issac: that explains a lot, Livy 

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Aera: how would you rate your pain?

Issac: zero stars. Would not recommend 

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Issac: sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container

Cauis: the cow?!?

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Issac: wait....so Jim kissed you and you said thank you?

Brystal: yes... 

Issac: that was polite

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Issac: I prevented a murder today

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Issac: I'm the most responsible member of the Renegades

Mason: Didn't you light your room on fire last night?

Issac: There was a spider!

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Issac: I can't find my phone

Callius: okay, I'll call you

Issac: no, wait-

Phone ringing: you are my dad (you're my dad!)

Issac:

Callius:

Issac: I can explain

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