South Park One Shots

SUPER confusion pt.2 - Bunny (N/A)

Part 2 :))

"Look, what we're going to do is..."

Kenny's POV

I was cut off by a hand rocketing into the air. I sigh, "Yes, what is it, Toolshed?" The man with power tools strapped to his waist like a dumbass stands up, "Before we go over the plan, I need to give some input about something." Everyone nods, as if telling him to continue. I just sit there, annoyed that I was interrupted.

He continues, "So we all know that Chaos is going to blow up this Whole Foods, right? I couldn't help but be confused at the idea, though. The Professor usually has a reason behind his attacks. What would his motive be?" I raised an eyebrow, suddenly interested in my 'team mates' words. All of this was true. What was Professor Chaos' motive for this attack? "That's all," he finished and sat back down. This was my opening to hit the floor.

"Thank you, Toolshed, for that analysis. So, what we're going to need is specific task forces to work on individual processes. Since you brought it up, Toolshed, you and Doctor Timothy will try and find the reasoning behind the attack. Also, Eric left out the date of the attack, find that out and let me know."

My eyes left the Doctor and scanned until they landed on Tupperware, "Tupperware, you and Wonder Tweek will be working on what weapons may need to be used in battle. This means that you have to spy around town and see what troops Chaos has formed. Call girl, as always you will be in charge of organization. You will help assemble weapons, make sure we come into training every other day. But, of course, I'm not leaving you out of the action. You can come patrolling with me tonight and scan through Chaos' Facebook pages while we do so. Everyone got it?" In response to my orders, everyone agreed with a nod.

"Great. Meet back here in 3 hours." With that, I stood up and stretched out my arms. I went over to the training area to clear my head. This was gonna be a long night.

Butters' POV

I was pissed off for a number of reasons, but at the top was the fact that Cartman had left the date out of the note. This meant that Mysterion's team mates would be on my tail tonight. But, fine, sometimes things just don't turn out the way you want them to.

I was walking in the street at night, hoping to find one of those pesky heroes so they would follow me. Luckily, when I turned, I saw Toolshed and Doctor Timothy in street clothes. It wasn't really hard to determine that it was them. Finally, I thought, and made my way to an alley I knew I had stationed some of my minions.

"Boss! What are you doing here?" Of course they were surprised, I don't tell my Minions anything before the day of. I know if they had information and got caught, they would rat. I hummed out an answer, "I wanted to catch you up on the thing happening this Wednesday at 3. We're going to a bake sale.."

The minion looked excited and I had to put his ideas down, "Not to buy anything. We're blowing the Whole Foods up." His face dropped but he nodded, "Can I get some cookies first?" I looked at him like he was stupid (he was). "Fine. Whatever." With that, I turned on my heel and began to walk away. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Toolshed writing something in his notebook. This was gonna be fun.

Kenny's POV

It was Wednesday. I was anxiously waiting in my math class for the clock to turn 2:15. Prior to this, we had all decided to leave school at 2:30 but of course I had to go earlier. There it goes. I raise my hand and wait to be called on. "Yes Kenny?" Garrison says, in the middle of some half assed lecture. "Can I go to the bathroom?" I asked. He nodded and I went on my way.

Instead of the bathroom, I made a beeline for the exit. I strolled out of the double doors and made my way to a random gas station. "Can I use your bathroom?" When handed the key I went into the small room and set down my backpack. You could guess what was in there. Once in my Mysterion suit, I looked up at the small window and crawled through.

When I arrived at the store, it was about 2:25. I decided to take a look around and see if any of Chaos' goons where scouting out the joint. "You know, trusting Cartman is kind of stupid, right?" I hear from behind me. I turn around and sure enough, it's the Professor. "Chaos. You're here early."

"No, I think I'm right on time, Mystery Man~" He slowly stepped toward me and reached out. I stepped back. "You always seem to be one step ahead of me. How do you do it?" My voice is deeper than I would usually tone it. I'm intimidated. "Don't you see?" The Professor rolled his eyes, "It was a trick. God, you're so pretentious you can't even admit you've been fooled."

I scowl, "I am not pretentious. And maybe you did trick me, big deal. I'm still right here. Not in your custody yet, huh?"

He hummed and agreed. "Yet." That's when everything went black.