Your Favorite Dress • Jay Kelso

It's a total sausage fest

The seven were now high, "The stuff in that bag bag was good good" Gwen chuckled

"Not as good as Free Willy. I love it" Nate smiled, Ozzie turned to look at him, "Check yourself. This is just E.T. with a whale"

"I know it's not Clerks, but it's kinda cute, right?" Leia looked at Jay, he had tears in his eyes

"It's like... I'm the boy, and Willy's the rubber band. I get it now" Jay nodded

"Leia, is Willy gonna make it?"

"Did E.T. make it?" Ozzie back, Nate sighed leaning back in his chair

"Come on, Willy"

"Come on"

"Come on"

"You can do it"

"You got this"

"Yes, Willy"

"Yeah!" they all cheered at once

"He made it!"

They all turned to Ozzie who was clapping, he stopped once he noticed everyone staring, "This never happened"

Brynlee was dressed in black flare jeans, a flare top that ties in the front and white heeled boots, she sat on the chair in the basement

Niki and Nate were ignoring everyone and making out, Leia came down staring at the two "Do they know you guys are here?"

Jay was sitting on the arm of Brynlee's chair, "Oh, they dont care. They're in the zone. Nothing breaks it. Watch this" he said throwing a ball at Nate, who caught it and threw it back

"How can she kiss my brother? His dentist quit in the middle of an exam" Gwen said wide eyed

"Guys" Ozzie called out, the four looked over only to see Nate messing with Ozzie's hair, "I got too closer, and now im stuck in it"

"We've all been there. When you're in the middle of a make out session, and you're in the moment" Jay smiled

"And your lips just melt together" Gwen added

"And his tongue hits the hang thing in the back of your throat and it feels so good" Leia chuckled

"What?" Brynlee asked confused

"The... uvula. The U-spot?"

"Leia, have you ever kissed anyone?" Gwen asked, Brynlee stared at Jay once he moved his arm around her shoulder

"Never. Not once. It's just never happened, ok?" Leia said getting up, "In sixth grade, i was a foot taller than all the other boys. And just when they got up to mouth level, i did two years of advanced braces"

"Like headgear?" Gwen asked, Brynlee shook her head

"No, it was so much worse. There was a crank and Leia made me tighten it every night cause she didnt want dad to. It was like starting an old-timey car.  I just had normal braces, thank gosh" Brynlee shivered at the memory

"Well, you have such a beautiful smile so the normal braces paid off" Jay smiled looking at Brynlee

Gwen slowly turned to him, "Do you ever take a day off?"

"I wanna kiss someone. I think about it all the time" she sighed moving to stand between Nate and Niki, "What's it like?"

"Ok. This is an emergency. We need to get you your first kiss. Let's go to the mall and knock this out" Gwen stood up from the couch and grabbed her bag

"The mall? Oh, dont make me start on the mannequin. That's so embarrassing!" Leia whined

"No. It's full of guys. We'll find some goober, chat him up, show him your teeth, lay one on him" Gwen smiled

"I dont want my first kiss to be with a goober"

"You're right. We should just wait until you're confident enough, emotionally ready, secure in who you are-"

Leia threw her arms up cutting her off, "Ok, ok. Mall!"

"Summer of our first kiss. Right, Ozzie?" Leia turned to him, "Dont lump me in with you, you mouth virgin. I have Etienne" Ozzie smiled

"Is that a disease?" Bryn asked getting up, Jay falling onto the couch since he was leaning on her

"Bro, i wanna support you, but you gotta stop with the fake Canadian boyfriend" Gwen sighed, shaking her head

"Oh, he's real as hell! My parents took me to see Phantom of the Opera in Montreal. And then i met the cutest guy... Etienne. We were both reaching for the last kids' XL souvenir sweatshirt. And he let me keep it"

"We've never seen the sweatshirt" Jay shook his head

"Whatever. You wouldn't know romance if it threw acid in your face, forcing you into a life of solitude, composing the music of the night"

"God, i hope he's real" Gwen sighed, Niki and Nate finally stopped making out

"When did you guys get here?" Niki asked looking around

"We were making out" Nate added, chuckling

Ozzie, Brynlee, Gwen and Leia walked into the mall, Red following, "Thanks for the ride, Grandpa"

"Any time you kids wanna get out of my house, ill drive you"

"This shouldnt take too long" Leia smiled

"You guys need anything?"

Ozzie sighed looking at Red, "A miracle"

"Fine. Ill be right over there, reading my paper" he said sitting in a massage chair, the four teens walking away from him

"I'm really nervous. My back sweat's being funneled right into my butt" Leia began to freak out

"That's just your body getting ready for romance" Brynlee joked

"You're cute, you're smart, and you're awesome. You can do this" Gwen reassured her

Ozzie smiled walking over to the three, "It's a total sausage fest"

"Yeah, look at all these guys"

"No. Hickory Farm's is giving out free samples. Etienne loves a nice smoked Gouda" Ozzie smiled, Gwen turned to him

"Fine. If he's real, what's his last name?"

"St. Bernard"

"What school does he go to?"

"St. Bernard's"

"Does he have any pets?"

"Bichon Frise"

"Wait. That reminds me. I've given CPR to a dog. Does that count as a kiss?"

"Ew"

"Go. You got this!" Gwen smiled, pushing Leia away