Linked AU One-Shots

35. Bar Fight

Prompt: Sparring

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"Udidwhut?!" Legend slurred as he staggered to his feet. He had to rely on the table to keep himself upright, and even then he looked as though he might fall over anyway. He face was a blotchy red as he pointed in Wars' general direction. "Howcould 'ja?"

Wars pushed aside his own mug as he too stood up. His face too had a glow, but not nearly as much as Legend's.  "How was I supposed'ta know she was yers?!" He marched over to give Legend a shove. 

Drunk as he was, he fell right over. He refused to stay down for long though, gripping the barrel he had been sitting on a minute prior to help himself up. "b'cuz! Marin'z 'ine!" He shouted, feeling as the rage and hatred boiled over. He launched himself at the Captain, but before his fist could make contact, he tripped over his own two feet. It was effective enough, though, because Wars stepped back to dodge and hit a table. His arms flailed in the air as he let out a cry, trying to regain his own balance. 

Legend took the opportunity to tackle his leg, and Wars came crashing down right beside him along with the table. The mugs tumbled down, shattering on impact and splashing them both in alcohol. His yell was drowned out by the cheers of the others in the bar watching their fight. 

"She kizzed me!" He defended, glaring up at the hylian that had crawled over him to pin him down. Not just because he was angry, but also because the stars in his vision made it hard to focus on his face. He strained under Legend's grip, finding that he was unable to move his arms. He tried to kick his legs, but he couldn't reach him that way, either. Legend remained on his torso. 

"Nuh 'uh! 'E wuld n'vr!" Legend screamed, leaning in closer to Warrior's face. That was when the Captain got his revenge-- he leaned his head back and then swung it upwards to give Legend the strongest head-butt he could muster. The Veteran gave a cry as he scuttled back, holding a hand to his head where blood began to seep through. 

"She 'id!" Wars defended, grabbing his own forehead. The stars were so intense now, along with a pounding headache. He could hardly make a thing, but the anger and the adrenaline kept him from passing out. 

He somehow made it back up to his feet, albeit he was wavering all over the place. One step at a time, he managed to walk over to the curled up Veteran. He lifted up his fist, even if that meant he couldn't hold onto the table with both hands and costing him stability in the process. "If yeu wanna go, I'll... go..." He threatened. 

Legend let out a shuddering cry before he curled up on himself even more than before. He began to let out sobs, his body shaking with each one. He began to cry out her name, over and over, even though with his slurring it was barely recognizable. 

"Yeu mockin' me?!" Wars yelled. He lifted his foot to kick, but before he could, someone grabbed his shoulders firmly and pulled him back. 

"There you are." Twilight hissed, digging his nails into Wars to keep him from escaping. "We've been looking all over for you two." He watched as Hyrule and Four raced to sit beside Legend and began trying to sooth his drunken sobbing mess. 

"Let me at 'im!" Wars exclaimed as he tried again and again to kick Twilight off of him, or punch him, or even bite his arm. "Let me at 'im!!" For the record, he almost broke free. Almost. But Time stepped behind hm as well, wrapping his arms around his middle. Together, the two worked to pull him away. 

"Wars, you and Legend are drunk." Time scolded. "Whatever you're fighting about can wait until you're sober. If you're still mad then, you can talk it out without your fists like real men."