Notes: Spideypool
Peter was NOT ready for this feild trip but unfortunately for him May thought it was a great idea and signed immediately. May had signed him up for a horrible embarrassment then gone on holiday with Happy in Brazil! I mean honestly so rude! Anyway now Peter was living with his other legal guardians, Tony and Pepper, which would definitely make the feild trip even worse. His class was about to enter Stark Industries, the tower, where Peter lives.
He just has to hope that none of his strange family members find him and decide it is a perfect opportunity to mess with him.
Unfortunately it was all pretty sudden as May only told him about the feild trip being signed for a few days before it was happening and of course he had a lot of other things to think about so yes he did forget to check every possibility of outing himself accidentally as Spider-man and/or the famous 'Kid' of Stark Industries. He was technically eighteen years old now and is heir to Stark Industries but everyone still knew him as 'The Kid' from his days of being the strange child genius Tony brought to work all the time.
As his decathlon class entered the lobby they were greeted by an energetic, blond guy who introduced himself as Kyle. But Peter already knew that, because he knew Kyle, oh shit this is already going wrong.
"And so I will be your tour guide for the whole trip!" He told them, scanning the crowd of children absentmindedly but having to look back and check when he thought he saw a familiar face. And sure enough there was Peter, among the group of excited high-school kids.
"Oh hey Mr Parker!" Kyle said loudly, looking directly at Peter. It had become a very annoying prank that everyone would call him Mr Parker or some variant of it, basically anything but his name, just to get on his nerves and because he truly was smarter than most of the people there.
Peter just glared at Kyle as his classmates's looked on in confusion. Kyle smiled back at him teasingly then began the to direct them through the scanners.
Ah Yet another thing he forgot. FRIDAY. She knows Peter personally so he will most likely get a different message than the others and even if she didn't say anything else, she would still have to announce his name and level of access. Oh this was gonna be crap.
"Eugene Thompson. Tour Group. Level zero." FRIDAY 's voice spoke as Flash walked past where his bag was getting scanned. Almost everyone was shocked to hear the strange voice but Kyle explained so they could quickly move on. "Cindy Moon. Tour Group. Level zero." FRIDAY kept repeating the usual phrases as each student passed and collected their bag.
Then Ned walked past.
"Edward 'Ned' Leeds. Guy in the chair. Level Eight." As Friday spoke their classmates turned to look at him, shocked.
Their confusion only grew when MJ walked past, collecting her bag full of drawing equipment. "Michelle 'MJ' Jones. BadAssBitch. Level Eight." Friday said and now everyone was asking questions.
Peter's acadec team was quite loud and impatient when they didn't understand stuff sometimes, FRIDAY of course told them to stop talking and they gradually stopped. Leaving only Peter to walk past. But before FRIDAY got the chance to announce anything, one of the security officers interupted. "Uh hang on young man. Do you know why the contents of your bag might show as classified on our screens?" The security guy asked him. Peter didn't know what to say, he'd never had that happen before or atleast no one had ever mentioned it.
FRIDAY answered for him in a strict tone, "Mr Parker is of high authority and therefore his belongings are completely classified. Mr Sterlar, this should be in the database." She said. The security guy gulped as he looked at Peter, "I am so sorry sir, I'm new here I didn't recognise you.
Please carry on.". "Umm it's okay." Was all Peter could think of to say before he was handed his bag and FRIDAY still felt the need to say his name, job and level.
"Mini Boss. Level Ten. What are you doing back so early Peter? Are you injured?" FRIDAY asked him. "Uh no no I'm fine FRIDAY I'm here with the tour Group" He replied quickly then glanced at his classmates faces before deciding to stare at the floor instead.
"Oi! Penis! You are gonna be in soo much trouble for that stunt!" Flash yelled at him. Kyle immediately crossed his arms and told him he had two strikes left for bullying. And warned him that if he was caught bullying 'Mr Parker' again then he would be straight out of the tower and banned for life from the premises. Flash stood in shock, why on earth was Peter Parker so important here!? He wouldn't even be able to get an internship!
Flash surprisingly held off on the bullying though especially since he knew FRIDAY could see and hear everything in the tower after one of Kyle's many explanations. Now they were making their way to the lower labs where he knew Sarah would be, she is the Head of that lab and a few others, he always helps her out with proper tricky calculations. As they entered the Labs he could've sworn he saw a flash of red somewhere behind them but he shrugged it off, it didn't feel particularly dangerous.
"And so we will then begin to build the- ah The legendary Peter Parker! Just the guy I was looking for. I need help with project A016B." Everyone heard as Sarah walked in after them, talking to an assistant, and almost immediately spotted Peter. She barely noticed the rest of the class while she tried to take Peter with her. "Um Miss I'm sorry but I cannot allow any kids to leave the group." Mr Harrington said. Kyle appeared to roll his eyes at this statement.
Sarah's brow furrowed then her expression turned to one of surprise and finally settled on mild disappointment. "Okay. Well Peter after your tour is over please visit!" She said. Peter walked back towards his group after apologising to Sarah and promising he'd help out later. Of course the class was just about as confused as an elephant would be if you put it in your living room then started painting yourself pink and throwing glitter everywhere. Well Ned, Mj, Alex and Cindy were not confused, but Ned and MJ knew all of Peter's identities, Cindy wants to be a journalist and Alex simply has common sense and isn't a single minded jerk.
FRIDAY knew to shut down the questions that his classmates had but she didn't feel like stopping someone in a leather suit from creating even more questions for Peter.
"Petey I'm sorry! I'm so so sorry baby!" Deadpool yelled, running up to and hugging Peter. "Wade what-?" Peter asked, seeming strangely calm in this situation from his classmates's point of view.
"I killed him and I know we said the goal was three months but I promise it was an accident!" The older man yelled, apologising profusely and holding on to Peter. "Woah woah explain!" Peter said, trying to make Wade stop rambling.
"Okay so I was on my way to stop this guy mugging an old lady and then he just shot himself randomly. The lady said he was a very sad man and thanked me for coming to help. It was too late to revive him after the bullet to the brain." He explained, he sounded more depressed the more he said so Peter grabbed his face and smiled, "Well how about we go out for Chimichangas to remember the sad mugger dude." Peter said, trying his best to cheer Wade up.
"Really?! Oh you're the best boyfriend ever Babyboy!" Wade yelled, picking Peter up and holding him tightly.
Suddenly Peter heard Alex burst out laughing followed by MJ and Ned and Cindy then most of the class. Flash had fainted. Apparently from the sheer shock of how loved Peter truly is.~ OoPsy DaiSY~
Notes: ummm I dunno this is kinda crappy, I gave up preeetty quickly but oh well.
