This will probably have more then three parts or so but, enjoy. Note: I am currently dirty minded and with way to many bottom Free shit in my head.
Lui: What do you do with a dead body
Shu: Take out the bones, grind them up into bone meal, burn the body, preferably in a dumpster fire so not to many people are suspicious or in the forest. Use the bone meal as fertilizer of if you live on a farm like Aiger, feed it to the pigs and once done live you life like nothing happened...
Lui: ...
Lui: I meant at a burial
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Valt: Shu! I hurt myself!
Shu: Bitch do I look like I care? No.
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Lui: You know, there is one good thing about you being around
Bel: Which is?
Lui: I am no longer the shortest
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Ken: I'm singing in the shower!
Daigo: *kicks door open*
Ken: What the fuck-
Daigo: Jeronimo!
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Free: *cuddles on Silas lap*
Silas: Aww
Silas: What did you do?
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Teacher: That's it, you two get a time out
Lui: Motherfucker!
Shu: Oh come on Lui, even his own mom wouldn't wanna fuck with him
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Kidnapper: *enters through the window*
Lain: Mom-
Kidnapper: If you keep quiet I'll give you-
Shu: *runs in with a axe* Oi, motherfucker
Kidnapper: What the fu-
Shu: Die where you stand!
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Lain: Shu, if I said I was dating Lui what would you do?
Shu: Depends, are you?
Lain: Yes
Shu: *grabs a knife* Good
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Stonefire (me): What do you all do off screen?
Silas: Wanna see Free as bottom?
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Free: There's a giant mosquito in the house!
Valt: *walks in*
Free: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Stonefire: Can you die for your boyfriend?
Lui: Why should I?
Gabe: ...
Free: No
Silas: Bruh
Hikaru: Um...
Aiger: My love?
Valt: Yes
Shu: Thank God I got the loving boyfriend
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Ken: So wake me up when it's all over
Daigo: Actually don't I like being dead
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Free: *inside the room* Silas! Stop!
Valt: 😳
Rantaro: *biting lolipop*
Cuza: *listening for more drama*
Kit: *doesn't understand*
Free: *still inside the room by the way* It hurts!
Valt: ...I might just go in soon
IN REALITY
Silas: *trying to get a bear tooth out of Free's hand* Okay, explain to me how this happened
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Lui: I fell in love with devil!
Gabe:...
Gabe: I am right here!
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Dante: How many times do you have to fall to get brain damage
Lui: As many times as Valt has
Valt: I have brain damage
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Free: Silas, I wanna piggyback
Silas: How do we ask for it?
Free: Motherfucker give me a piggyback
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Rantaro: I just realised when we say we have never killed anyone before we are lying because if we kill mosquitoes it counts as murder
Everyone:...
Lui: Well, shit!
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Rantaro: If you are still tagged from childhood try to catch those who aren't
Lui: *is the only person running away*
Shu: Get 'em!
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Dante: Let's play hide and seek
Lui: I've already won
Dante: How?
Lui: I have hid my emotions from even myself, I am the master mind
Dante:...
Dante: Gabe, I think Lui needs help
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade burst oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of short stories based on beyblade burst. This will feature bottom Free, bottom Lain, bottom Ken and a whole more. Comment on the ship you want or message me on my wall, I like to be wild so don't put a limit on your ships and a lot of this...
