Stonefire: Will you ever cheat on your boyfriend?
Lui: No, why?
Ken: Never!
Hikaru: *shakes head*
Free: Ain't got a reason to
Valt: Never! Shu is the only boy for me
Stonefire: Can you swear on you life?
Lui: ...
Ken: ...
Hikaru: ...
Free: ...
Valt: Yes
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Ken: How many of you have been throw into a washing machine and survived
Lui: Me!
Everyone else: ...
Ken: Up top my boy
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Valt: He's got that mm green eyes-
Shu: Who got the green eyes?
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Shu: What do you do when your children at arguing none stop?
Lui: Lock 'em in a drawer
Valt: Scold them
Free: Make them survive in the forest for six nights by themselves together to see how much they love each other
Wakiya: Pay them money to stop
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Wakiya: No!
Wakiya: I'm gonna die!
Wakiya: Help me please!
Lui: Have you never zip lined before or are you always this dramatic
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Wakiya: First I have to shampoo, then the conditioner...
Zac: Then the lotion, then the cream
Arthur: Then the hair gel and comb it 50 times
Lui: Shampoo is Shampoo!
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Thief: Gimme all your money of I'll shoot you dead!
Lain: *inhales deeply* SHUUUUUUUU
Shu: *runs in with axe* motherfucker-
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Principal: Lui, kicking someone in their reproductive organs isn't an ideal thing to do
Lui: Oh come on, he would have never used it anyway
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Random boy: Oi, why don't you come with me cutie-
Daigo: *runs in with a scythe* Leave my cutie alone
Ken: Were rehearsing for a play!
Daigo: ...
Daigo: Oopsie
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Lui: *singing* When did I become the monster?
Shu: From the day you were born
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Laban: Let's go *starts singing* Zamina mina
Free: Ai ai
Laban: Waka waka
Silas: I like-
Laban: Zamina mina, Zambaraa
Shu: Yeah, we all gay in here
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Free: *singing* Hey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard?
Silas: If you say so
Free: Wait no-ah!
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Lui: *singing joyride* (Lol, forgot lyrics, sorry)
Gabe: ...
Gabe: I feel oddly turned on by this
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Free: Here is how to commit sucide
Free: Walk over to Lui and slap him *does exactly that*
Free: Now, you're dead
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Hikaru: *singing* He my man! That's just who I am
Aiger: I am pleased but also confused
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Nika: Am I cute Aiger?
Aiger: Of course you a-
Hikaru: *appears behind Aiger with menacing aura*
Aiger: Not...
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Beyblade burst oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of short stories based on beyblade burst. This will feature bottom Free, bottom Lain, bottom Ken and a whole more. Comment on the ship you want or message me on my wall, I like to be wild so don't put a limit on your ships and a lot of this...
