11:23am
Oscar reached just outside of Mrs. Harmes Welsh room, where he saw his g Shaq.
'Oh shaq, chuck us a rate?'
'8/10 m8'
'Legend'
After that brief encounter he stepped into Mrs.Harmes room, it was dark and cold, and nobody else was in here. Except for Hannah.
'You're late osc' she said, spread-eagled on one of the chairs at the back of the room. He couldn't maintain eye-contact with, her almost see through tights were too distracting.
'You see Lewis in j08?'
'yeah, why weren't you there?'
'you took to long, so we fucked and I came down here just after it'
At this point Oscar didn't know if she was fucking with him, until she signalled him to come closer and she started playing with her flaps...
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Dickheads
HumorPut main man/ main character Oscar walked to school one day, and was determined to fuck everything and everyone he see's, in this book you'll see the ups and downs of his day
