Hannah continued to fiddle about with her vag for a little while Oscar stood in front of her for a bit, just watching. Now was his time, this was his chance, his moment! His turn to fuck Hannah. He very hastily undid the buckle of his trousers and dropped them, but before he could unveil his angry inch the door of the room burst open. It was Euan.
'Oscar what the fuck are you doing in here?'
'What does it look like eu, I'm gonna fuck Hannah!'
The excitement was wiped off of oscars face in an instant when Euan rolled up his sleeves and charged at him. He didn't strike him at all he just tackled him to the ground, picked him up and literally threw him out of the room. Oscar could only watch from outside the room as his dream girl was swiped from his horny little hands.
'FUCK OFF EUAN YOU TWINNY LITTLE TWATFACED CUNT'
He was defeated. Euan was in there fucking Hannah, when it should've been him doing it. He walked back to English, a defeated man.12:00pm
It was lunchtime and as usual Oscar was in the lunch hall eating, but today he was eating because was sad, and he was sad because he didn't fuck Hannah. Maybe his luck was about to change. At lunch time the real banter doesn't start until you go outside to the yard, where the usual crew is usually located. Tom, Mark, Euan and Lewis were all on the bench exchanging smug remarks about what they did throughout the day..
'She was so fucking tight man, I almost cried' said Tom.
'Tom I doubt you did as well as me though, ffions face was fucking covered with my chocolate spread' said Mark in an enlightened tone.
'That would make for a quality Facebook post mark'
The group laughed and complemented each other on their school time antics, and then Oscar jumped into the conversation.
'boys I'm glad you all got your dicks wet today but you gotta help me!'
Lewis immediately came to oscars aid.
'Come with me lad, I can get you what you want my ghee, I'll be back now boys' said lew, and then they were off to the lunch hall to retrieve jake...
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HumorPut main man/ main character Oscar walked to school one day, and was determined to fuck everything and everyone he see's, in this book you'll see the ups and downs of his day