8:00am
Oscar has just set foot through the school doors, only to be greeted by Ms. White
'Oi, what the fuck you doin in ere cunt?' (just imagine her sounding like a south London builder with a missing lung)
'I'm going LRC miss'
'Fuck off then'
'Nice one brudda'
As Oscar paced himself up the stairs to the LRC he walked past Adam and nadiya who were just having a casual chat, and nothing more. He listened in for a bit.
'Adam the medicine the doctors gave me was shite' said nadiya.
'The one for your arsehole? Yeah how's that going?'
'Well it's still sore after the fisting, but it's getting better'
At this moment Oscar snaked himself into the convo.
'yes gays'
'yes osc, be a g and just fuck off for a minute. Me and nad have got some business to attend to' Adam said as he smirked at nadiya
'yeah, go and snort your dads ashes mate'
So off Oscar went, to his first lesson of the day. While Adam and nadiya were fucking like rabbits in one of the bathroom stalls. He very quickly noticed and ran back, only to be shut down by Adam. Oscar walked on to lesson.
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Dickheads
MizahPut main man/ main character Oscar walked to school one day, and was determined to fuck everything and everyone he see's, in this book you'll see the ups and downs of his day
