Chris: Yo! We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now! Here's the deal. Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, [laughs] and leave Total Drama Island for good. Their fate will be decided here At the dramatic campfire ceremony, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies, grizzly bears...
[bear growls]
Chris: Disgusting camp food...
Grub: Hey now.
Chris: And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total. Drama. Island! _________________________________________________________________________________________
[ Theme Song ]
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Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right. It's time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.'d, that's probably why. Beth, what's up?
Beth: It's so credulous to meet you! Wow. You're much shorter in real life.
Chris: Uh... Thanks. DJ!
DJ: Yo! Chris McLean! How's it goin'? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?
Chris: Yo, dawg. This is it, Camp Wawanakwa!
DJ: Hmm. Looked a lot different on the application form...
Chris: Hey, Gwen.
Gwen: You mean we're staying here?
Chris: No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. that-a-way.
Gwen: I did not sign up for this.
Chris: Actually, you did.
[paper rips]
Chris: The great thing about lawyers is, they make lots of copies.
Gwen: I am not staying here.
Chris: Cool. I hope you can swim, though. Because you're ride just left.
[boat horn honks]
Gwen: Jerk.
[party music]
Geoff: Chris McLean! Sup, man? Honor to meet you, man!
Chris: The Geoffster! Welcome to the island, man.
Geoff: Thanks, man.
Gwen: They say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke.
Chris: Everybody, this is Lindsay.
[sultry music plays]
Chris: [aside] Not too shabby...
Lindsay: Hi. Hey, you look so familiar.
Chris: I'm Chris McLean. The host? Of the show?
Lindsay: Oh, that's where I know you from.
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What if the Sisters were debuting in TDI instead of Katie and Sadie.
Teen FictionThis alternate universe takes place in the first season of Total drama Island,but both Emma and Kitty, from the sisters team that debuted in the Ridonculous race, compete in the first season!
