Chris: Previously on Total Drama Island... Campers had to build their own hot wheels in a motocross challenge to race for invincibility. There were big winners and big time losers! And there was even some wicked, off-the-track motocross stunts! But in the end, it was Heather who crossed the finish line and double-crossed Lindsay by destroying her bike and their alliance, proving that Heather really is a backstabbing user who'll do anything to win. Lindsay ultimately lost the race and the challenge, which meant goodbye Lindsay and her luxury luggage. Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? All these mind-robbing questions revealed in this episode of Total. Drama. Island!
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[ominous music]
[chainsaw runs]
Izzy: He's coming out of the woods with a big hacky chainsaw! [gasps] That's so cool!
Owen: Oh no! Psycho killer man's going for the car!
Emma: Hey! Fool love birds! Stop making out and start the car!
Izzy: They're gonna be chainsaw sushi! [laughs]
[girl screams in film]
Owen: Great Canadian cheese! Now the car won't start!
DJ: Oh, man. I hate scary movies.
Owen: [gasps]
Izzy: Run, the psycho's gonna get ya!
DJ: [gasps]
Gwen: Here comes the blood fest!
[chainsaw hacking]
Owen: [gasps]
Gwen: Yeah! Right on!
Duncan: [laughs] Gross!
Izzy: Aw, gross! Aw, the chainsaw psycho's going back to the woods! He's getting away! Yeah! Good ending! Izzy loves scary movies!
Owen: So does Owen.
DJ: Whoo. Am I ever glad that's over. I really hate scary movies.
Duncan: Oh yeah? What scares you most? The, uh, part where everyone meets a grizzly death? Or the psycho killer with the hook?!
DJ: [screams]
[everyone but Emma laughs]
DJ: [confessional] Dude, that was not cool!
Gwen: Aw, c'mon, Deej. For a slasher flick, it was pretty tame.
Duncan: Yeah, there was hardly any hacking. Not like Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror!
Gwen: No way! That's my favorite movie! I love when the killer jams that guys hand into the lawnmower!
Duncan: Ha! Or when he pushes the chick off the dock and then she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half?
[shing]
Duncan and Gwen: Or when he shoves that big dude's head inside the wood chipper! [laugh]
DJ: [gasps]
Heather: Aww. Looks like Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashion sense. It's just mindless guts and gore.
Gwen: Horror movies aren't mindless.
Duncan: Yeah, they're loaded with psychological trauma. Heh, look at DJ.
Emma: Get off of me!
Heather: Whatever. Does anyone have any idea what our challenge will be this week?
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What if the Sisters were debuting in TDI instead of Katie and Sadie.
Teen FictionThis alternate universe takes place in the first season of Total drama Island,but both Emma and Kitty, from the sisters team that debuted in the Ridonculous race, compete in the first season!
