Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... In a special episode, we visited the kicked off campers at the Resort of Rejects. Playa Des Losers! We learned that Bridgette and Geoff are still going strong, Noah still drools over Emma, and Courtney is still carrying a grudge against Harold for fixing the ballots against her. In a shocking twist, we let the losers vote off one of the final five campers and in an even more shocking twist, it was Owen who found himself in Loserville, population: eighteen. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!
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[rain pours]
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! This week, we've prepared a bizarre episode full of surprises. For instance, take this weather. Rain is not an easy thing to control, let me tell you. But, we figured the four remaining campers were getting off way too easy. So, we pulled some strings, and voila! D'ah!
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Chris: [over loudspeaker] Listen up, campers! One of the most grueling challenges of any summer camp experience is the dreaded rain day! Where all activities with a remote possibility of fun are canceled in favor of the Craft Tent. The forecast for tomorrow: rain, rain, and more rain, followed by rain! See you all in the Craft Tent tomorrow at 0700 hours.
Heather: Frowning like a big suck won't bring Owen back, you know. It'll just give you premature wrinkles. Oops. Too late.
Gwen: Why don't you just put us out of our misery and vote yourself off?
Emma: Oh, she's right. I mean, we could really use a break from all the Heather drama. It's exhausting.
Heather: Oh, please. Like you're one to talk, Miss Goody-Two-Shoes.
Emma: Hey, I'm just saying, we're all here to win. Maybe if you tried to work with us instead of against us for once, we'd actually stand a chance.
Duncan: So nice to see you three getting along. Gives me the warm fuzzies.
Heather: In your dreams, perv!
Duncan: [confessional] So, here I am. Stuck on the island with three girls: a lawyer who can't stand me, a goth who's actually kinda chill, and a smart one who made it this far on brains alone. To all the dudes who got booted, wish me luck. I'll try to bring it home.
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[rain pours]
[submarine radar pings]
[bell rings]
Chris: Hey, Chef, you seen the campers?
Chef: No. And I peeled a whole bag of rotten spuds.
Chris: Hmm. I can't find them either. Come to think of it, I can't even find their cabins.
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[water rushing slowly]
Gwen: [snoring]
Duncan: [yawns] Ah!
Heather: [screams]
Gwen: What the?
[splash]
Gwen: Where did all this water come from?
Heather: How should I know? Why don't you ask the leeches? Ahh!
Emma: You're both arguing while we're about to drown? Typical.
Duncan: You know, this is so ridiculous, it's almost funny.
Duncan, Heather, Gwen, and Emma: Run!
[cartoon running sound]
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Gwen: Quick! We need something big and chewy to shove in its mouth!
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What if the Sisters were debuting in TDI instead of Katie and Sadie.
Teen FictionThis alternate universe takes place in the first season of Total drama Island,but both Emma and Kitty, from the sisters team that debuted in the Ridonculous race, compete in the first season!
