Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Cody hit on Gwen about eighty times, but he made up for it by setting her up with the guy she actually wanted to hang with, Trent. Good strategy, bro. There were winners. And there were losers. Also known as, The Gophers. There was no elimination due to some issues i had to deal. However, one Gopher may have secretly done something even crazier when she brought home a creepy stick statue voodoo thingy from the deadly haunted island. Will Beth live to regret her souvenir? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter?
[ding]
Chris: Find out here on Total. Drama. Island!
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[ Theme song ]
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[helicopter blades]
Duncan: Oh! Hit the deck! They’re coming, man! They found us!
Emma: Ugh! My head can't this Chris can't give us a break for ***** sake!?
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Heather: [yawns] Whatever. He just loves ruining our mornings. Beth, Lindsay, go warm up the shower for me. Now! And remember…
Beth: Not too hot this time, I know. [yawns]
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Girls: [groaning]
Bridgette: What’s the holdup?
Lindsay: Heather needs her private time.
Emma: How long is this girl gonna stay in there!? I have an urgency!
Beth: She could still be a while.
Gwen: Ugh! That’s it. I’m going lumberjack style.
[feedback]
Chris: [through loudspeaker] I hope you’re ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit.
Beth: [knocking] Um, Heather?
Heather: Can one of you come in here and lotion my back? It’s peeling!
[crickets chirp]
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Chris: Are you ready for today’s extreme max impact challenge?!
Owen: We are ready! [laughs]
Chris: Incoming! This… is breakfast.
Heather: No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef’s crappy burnt eggs.
Owen: Beans beans, they’re good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you–
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What if the Sisters were debuting in TDI instead of Katie and Sadie.
Teen FictionThis alternate universe takes place in the first season of Total drama Island,but both Emma and Kitty, from the sisters team that debuted in the Ridonculous race, compete in the first season!
