Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… The competitors were forced to conquer their deepest, darkest fears. Not all of them succeeded, but others surprised the group and faced their fears head-on. In a shocking twist, Tyler let the Bass down when he was too chicken to face the chicken. Get it? [laughs] And it was “Buh-Bye, Tyler.” Once again, the Bass find themselves behind. Can they pull this one out of the water? Find out today on Total. Drama. Island!
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[ Theme song ]
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Chris: Bass, Gophers, today’s challenge is a true summer camp experience. A canoe trip. You’ll be paddling your canoes across the lake… [spookily] to Boney Island! When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island, which is about a two-hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle.
Geoff: We’ve gotta pour what?
Chris: “Portage.”
[fly buzzes]
Kitty: He means to walk with our Canoes.
Geoff: Oh.
Chris: When you arrive at the other end of the island, you’ll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me. The first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner of invincibility! Move, campers, move! Oh, wait! One more thing I should mention. Legend has it, if you take anything off the island, [spooky voice] you’ll be cursed forever!
[thunder]
Owen: Yeah, haha! A cursed island! Whoo!
Chris: Now, get in your canoes and let’s have some fun!
Owen: Yes!
[toilet flushes]
Beth: What’d I miss?
Chris: Canoes.
Cody: [confessional] Chris told us to pick a paddling partner. It was time for me to make my move. If I could just get Gwen alone for five minutes, I knew I could woo her with my manly charms.
[lovely guitar music]
Cody: Come on, Gwen! You and me, open water! What do you say?
[crack]
Lindsay: Trent! You have to come with us!
Cody: [grunting]
Gwen: [sighs] Fine. But I’m in charge.
Cody: That’s the way I like it. [confessional] Yes! Yes! Yes! It is so on! [plays air guitar]
Gwen: [confessional] Cody? He’s like an annoying brother. A really annoying little brother.
Cody: [confessional] [playing air guitar]
Gwen: [confessional] So much for hooking up with Trent.
Emma: Noah! Wanna partner up?
Noah: Like i had no choice
Bridgette: Courtney! Kitty! Be my partners?
[smack]
Geoff: [confessional] Man, I thought Bridge and I were tight, but suddenly, I don’t know, it’s like she’s fadin’ on me. Nah! It’s all good!
DJ: Hey Geoff, need a partner?
Geoff: Excellent!
[tap tap tap]
DJ: Yo, man. Do canoes flip over a lot?
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What if the Sisters were debuting in TDI instead of Katie and Sadie.
Novela JuvenilThis alternate universe takes place in the first season of Total drama Island,but both Emma and Kitty, from the sisters team that debuted in the Ridonculous race, compete in the first season!
