Valentino is having a shower when Vox starts screaming something...
"What amorcito? I can't hear y-" Val is interrupted by the bathroom door being flung open. "Heeeey buuuuddy!" A twitching Lucifer says to Val, fists clenched.
"What... what are you doing here Lucifer?" Val asks. "That's SIRE to you, scum!" Lucifer screams, grabbing him by the neck and pulling him out of the shower "AI! What is this for?!" Val says as he picks himself up and grabs a towel.
"Look, right, I've had offing you on my mind for a fucking whiiiiile now but I've never followed through" Lucifer says, closing and locking the bathroom door. "Lu- ...Sire, I-" Val starts but is interrupted by Lucifer. "Did I SAY you could speak?" "No..."
"As I was saying, I've never followed through, but today, I learned something, something that I think is gonna solidify my decision for sure, see, I hate what you do, I'd get it, if Angel was one of the bad ones, like a pedo, being forced to do those things, but he isn't."
"He's just a guy that thought he knew what he was getting into but he didn't realise he was signing his soul to an ugly, slimy, loophole finding snake. But, I was willing to let that go, you know he signed a contract."
"there's nothing I could do, I mean I could kill you but that would mean that I'd have to end every overlord and that's just not practical, but you see Val, you have done something that not even the cockiest of Overlords would DARE to do... do you recall what that might be?"
Val thinks for a minute before his eyes widen.
"I think you do... not only did you dare to put your disgusting, evil hands on MY DAUGHTER, but your disgusting, hell knows where it's been slimy TONGUE?! So yeah, Vox, forgive me, but your boyfriend's about to fucking DIE."
"Sire please, I- I- I didn't mean it it was ju-" "SHUT UP" Lucifer yells, entering his full form.
2 minutes later the bathroom door opens, and a Lucifer, covered in shimmering gold blood emerges. "Ya might wanna call someone to clean that up.... It's prrrrreeeetty ugly" a stunned Vox stares in shock at the pile of blood and bones that used to be his boyfriend.
"Hey guys, I'm gonna go wash up, god I needed that ha" Lucifer says as he enters the hotel to a horrified Angel, Husk and Charlie.
"We shouldn't have to-" "No, no we shouldn't have..."
