RussianBadger Fallout New Vegas part 1

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Here's part 1 of RussianBadger's Fallout New Vegas. Enjoy.

(Dammit. Guess you guys will have to look up the video yourself then.)

Video starts off with a catchy tune and singing. The idols start vibing to it. Then, a man wearing all black with a weird mask with red eyeholes can be seen walking.

Kiara: Who is this handsome fellow?

Author: Player character.

Then it cuts to the man sniping people and causing their body parts to fly everywhere. It then ends with some creature being blown away by an explosion.

Ina: That's a lot of gore.

Gura: Sounds like my kind of game.

(Title drop: UNSTOPPABLE MORON MAKES NUCLEAR WASTELAND NOTICEABLY WORSE)

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

Amelia: Mojave?

Author: The place that this game takes place in.

[V]: Spoiler warning. New Vegas has an incredible story and it's a shame to ruin it with spoilers so consider this a fair warning.

Calli: Like I said, I don't care. I'm just here for the entertainment.

*static*

[V]: Welcome to New Vegas. A wonderful place that makes you- 

"F*ck the NCR!"

*boom*

Ina: Damn what did bro do?

*ahem*

[V]: Welcome to New Vegas. A wonderful place that makes you say "That's Vegas baby!" Have you ever seen a man use nuclear weapons in close quarters combat?

Kiara: Excuse me?

*explosion*

[V]: That's Vegas baby! Have you ever murdered somebody just so you can take a one hour nap in their filthy (beep)?

Calli: Pardon?

*headshot*

[V]: That's Vegas baby! You ever seen covered in pitch, set on fire, and tossed into the Grand Canyon only to crawl and survive?

Gura: What?

"We can't expect God to do all the work."

[V]: Jesus f*cking Christ. That's Vegas baby! But enough of the empty chatter, how about we start getting somewhere?

Amelia: Please do.

"The time for talk has passed. The Lord's work must be done."

Ina: I see he's a hardcore Christian.

Calli: I'm more curious as to why he looks like this and how he survived in the first place.

Author: Sheer f*cking will.

[V]: Fallout New Vegas is the story of a courier delivering a mysterious package to the New Vegas strip that's robbed by a charismatic gangster and left to die in the Mojave wasteland.

Kiara: Interesting plot. My question is why did he rob this weird package?

Gura: Maybe it contains secrets for something?

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