Here's part 3 with HoloID Gen 3. The last part will be all 3 ID gens. Enjoy.
Author is currently in the kitchen making himself some food.
Author: I know what you're thinking, "Author! You don't have a body. You can still eat?". And to answer, no. I don't necessarily have to eat something. I just do it anyway because it gives me that feeling of eating something. Wanna know what I'm making? Spaghetti. It's some good stuff ngl.
*distant noises* "Hello?"
Author: It must be them. But my spaghetti isn't finished yet.... Ah screw it!
A mouth appears out of thin air and gulps down the whole pot of boiling spaghetti in one go.
Author: Don't worry. That's not my mouth. I'm not that crazy. Now let's go meet our new friends and figure out how the fuck did they get here.
With our guests
???: Are you sure this is the place?
???: I'm sure! Iofi gave me the coordinates and I trust her.
???: Well so far. No one's answering.
???: Just be patient. He could be in the toilet or something.
???: By the way, why did we just break into his house?
???: One. He doesn't have a doorbell. Two, yelling for him would only hurt my throat. Three, that's how I sneak into bases. Y'know. Cuz I'm a secret agent. And secret agents always try to find the easiest entry points into buildings.
???: Don't these 'entry points' include vents and not unlocked windows?
???: Yeah. You're a shit agent, Zeta.
???: Oh shut up Kobo! You're a shit rain shaman!
???: Am not!
???: I'm just gonna keep to myself.
Author: Oi what's with all the bickering?
The two stop for a moment.
???: Umm.... are you, by any chance, the Author?
Author: That would be me. And you must be Zeta.
???: You know who I am?
Author: I know everything, including your two friends next to you. Now, tell me two things. One, how did you get in? Two, why are you here?
The girl with long blonde hair speaks.
???: Well, we got in through one of the unlocked windows.
Author: ....damn I knew I forgot something. Ok then. And the other question?
The short girl with blue hair that looks like waves responds.
???: Zeta wanted to meet you after our friends told us about their experiences here. Said that they were watching something about a game.
???: Iofi gave us the coordinates to your place. So we borrowed her portal device and arrived here.
Author: Since when did she get my coordinates?
Zeta: When her ship was being repaired. She told us that while it was broken, its coordinates systems were still functional so it was gathering your coordinates without you knowing.
Author: Wow. That clever alien.
???: And that's how we got here.
Author: Ok then. By the way, you do know that you will be punished, right?
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