Every US President Assassination Attempts

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Don't think of this as anything political. It's just for fun. Enjoy!





Author: Damn. Trump really got lucky. Had he not moved his head, it would've been all over for him.

Author was watching videos of the attempted Trump assassination.

Author: First Biden stands down and now this? This year has been hella crazy so far. I guess the same can be said for me. Council decided to visit me after I pulled Myth here. What's next? Convicted criminals crashing into my garage to hide from the authorities?

*distant crash*

Author: ..... *sigh* me and my big fat mouth...... Alright, let's go see what's going on.

*timeskip*

???: Goddammit Shiori!

???: What!? I didn't know it would malfunction!

???: Did they intentionally sabotage it?

???: I highly doubt it.....

???: Now what do we do?

???: On the bright side, they aren't gonna follow us here without their little gadget.

???: Yeah but how are we gonna get outta..... wherever we are.

???: Seems like we crashed into someone's garage.

???: I hope the homeowners aren't home.....

Author: Ahem.

Them: Ahhhhhh!!!!

???: Who's there!?

Author: Me.

???: W-who are you? Where are you?

Author: I'm the Author. And I don't have a physical body. Just a voice.

???: How does that work?

Author: Don't know. Anyways, why did you crash into my garage?

???: Wait this is your garage?

Author: Yes. It's my home that you guys crashed into. How did you even get here? My home is located in a pocket dimension.

???: Wait what?

Author: You guys ended up in my little pocket dimension. Care to explain how?

???: W-we used this gadget we stole from Justice to escape.

Author: Justice? You mean CC, Gigi, Raora, and Liz?

???: ..... h-how do you know them?

???: Y-you have connections with them?

???: Please don't send us back.....

Author: Calm down. And, no. I don't have connections with Justice. I just heard about them.

???: Phew that's a relief.

Author: I didn't think that you guys would break out so soon, Advent.

......

Them: WHAT!?!?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!!!!!!

Author: I have my ways. One of them being that Council informed me about it.

???: C-council......? Y-you've m-met them?

Author: Yeah they were here not too long ago. I just showed them a video to watch then they left. But apparently, I've won them over. And I'm now their friend.

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