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Percy: Wait, Calypso didn't want you?!

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Percy: Wait, Calypso didn't want you?!

Leo: It's not my fault I landed on her table.

Percy: I remember that table. Why would you do that, Leo?

Leo:...

Hazel: How did Calypso treat you?

Percy: Well, I washed up on her island, like the proper man I am, half dead.

Annabeth: After you blew up Mount St. Helens.

Nico: Wait you did that?!?

Percy: Yeah, I would've thought you'd know this by know.

Percy: Anyways, she then healed me and took care of me.

Leo: Until you left her. Then I came along!

Piper: That's sad. Calypso, the goddess, likes the Latino Santa Elf more than Percy.

Percy and Leo: Hey!

Percy and Leo: Hey!

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Frank: Is there a fire in the back round?

Jason: Of course there is, this is Leo we are talking about.

Percy: Nice shirt.

Leo: Thanks, one of my foster sibling's grandma got it for me.

Piper: Oh.

Percy: mY gRaNdMa Is DeAd.

...

Jason: Me too bro!

Percy: Bro!

Jason:  Bro!

Frank: I think everybody's grandparents are dead.

Leo: We have are immortal grandparents.

Percy: Ugh, I got Kronos.

Annabeth: Wait, but Zeus is my grandfather...

Percy: That means i'm your uncle.... I'M DATING MY NIECE! AAAHH

Hazel: That means i'm also dating my.... nephew... Oh my gods..

Nico: The immortal family is messed up.

(A/N: Heheh :p)

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 09 ⏰

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