The Unkillable Simp (Roblox Pressure fanfic)

Experimentation

I woke up and realized that I was being an awoken by some guard. He was being very careful, and looking back, I suppose I could see why. Sebastian was asleep, and I bet he'd kill this guy if he knew he was here. He ushered me away and soon I was in a room. I was given an Urbanshade uniform. It was different though. It had green, and there was a lucky clover on it. Suppose they made stuff custom. Very... interesting to say the least. I wasn't told anything though, and soon I was pushed into a wide open room, and I saw a locker. I looked back at the door was closed. I heard the speaker above turn on and soon heard speaking.

"Test-0001 with Z-356. We will be testing his luck ability today. Now he may speak up about anything before the test."

"Um... what am I doing exactly? Are we like... going to make me gamble a lot or what?"

"You will be going up against Z-367 or alternatively known as pandemonium. Do you have any farther questions?"

"Um... how long will this last?"

"The tests will happen most of the day. You'll work during it the weeks and the weekend is... free for you unless you ask to do tests for any reason. This test though will last a minute. Well... if you survive that long."

"Wait... what do you mean by..."

The speaker cut off.

"Of course he just cuts me off."

I headed towards the locker before suddenly looking at a door on the opposite wall. There was loud banging noises along with... metal noises. I was confused, and soon the door slowly began opening. It came out and screeched. I ran to the locker after I screamed in fear and pulled myself in and held the doors. It came up and began banging on it. My arms grew tired and I began sweating profusely after ten seconds. I thought I was going to die when suddenly it banged into the locker just right and it bent in such a way that it forced the doors to stay closed. I was able to let go and sighed in relief.

"I'm... not dead."

It kept banging until it eventually gave up and went off back where it came. I suddenly heard,

"Subduing process has begun."

I heard some sudden screaming that sounded similar to the screeching it made earlier. Everything went silent, and the door closed. I waited, and soon a guard came in with a crowbar and began to pop open the locker for me.

"Test-0001 has concluded. It seems for the first time in recorded history, a locker was bent in just the right way to save a-356. This luck ability isn't as far fetched anymore. Note: Bye more laundry detergent when heading home."

I walked out of the locker soon and said,

"Thanks... anyways science person... thanks for dictating everything to me!"

"Shit... that's not the recording button."

And soon the speaker was off. Seemed he made a mistake. The same guard that escorted me soon took out a rifle from his vest. It folded out and he soon began pushing me.

"Alright alright. I'm going."

I was soon escorted to another cell. I had an experiment with my wife... but nothing strange happened. I killed some rabbits for her... I added it to her skin. I was soon escorted away from my wife and soon was thrown in another area. This time it was with some sort of creature that hanged above. It's lights shown around, and I avoided them. It had some harpoon shit, and I was not going to be shot by those things. Then... something interesting happened.

"New cell. Awesome."

I said as I walked into another big room. I looked around and the only thing I got was,