I'm Harry? Lets fix this mess by fvdv123

Chapter 1 : Let's fix this mess

I opened my eyes looking at the strangest scene I ever imagined: a house-elf yelling at a middle-aged blond man lying on the floor. "You can not hurt Mister Harry Potter! You must leave now!"

The middle-aged blonde looked at me with hateful eyes "You'll pay for this Potter" He got up and left raging mad.

Wtf! I am in sort of cosplay? Hidden camera TV show? The last thing I remember was walking downstairs at home….. Oh crap, do not tell me I fell, and now I'm in a coma, am I dreaming this stuff?

I slapped myself a few times, yep bad idea, it hurts, but it got the attention of the little elf, Dobby is his name I suppose. "Is the great wizard master Harry Potter sir hurt? Sorry, Dobby could not stop the evil old master's spell. Dobby will punish himself now. Dobby is very sorry!"

Bewildered I watched Dobby bang his head to the wall, again WTF? "Stop Dobby, come here for a moment" I beckoned Dobby to me. "Now tell me, what are you sorry for?" I let the little bugger ramble on, so I could get my head straightened out.

"Dobby was too late to stop the bad old masters' spell, so the great wizard Harry Potter sir got hurt. Bad Dobby, Bad Dobby!" Checking myself, I looked like an 11-year old boy, dirty all over, an old book and a dirty sock lies next to me, while a Dobby was still whispering "bad Dobby, bad Dobby"

So let's go with the flow, this is the end of book two of Harry Potter, thank god the snake is dead, I have somehow got myself in the body of the MC. Lucius hit me with a spell instead of Dobby intercepting it. Let's have some fun being Potter until I wake up.

"I am fine now Dobby, tell me what will you do now you're free? Find a job? Or take a holiday?" Dobby stared at me, he was clearly not prepared to be free, I pushed forward and said: "Can I give a job to you Dobby?" The little bugger went in overload, starting to shake. "The great wizard master Harry Potter sir will be wanting Dobby?"

"Yes, you know it Dobby, my relatives are not nice people, so I need someone to bring me food while I'm there, you know where I live. And I'll pay you a galleon a day, once I get in Gringotts that is"

Now the hours of fanfiction are really kicking in. "As a matter of fact, you could be my house elf, if you want a family, I need a friend and a helper, I hope you can be both." Yes! Go for the overkill, no way I go to the Dursleys without food, with Dobby providing Harry the basic necessities, his stay won't be so miserable.

"Yes yes yes yes Dobby wants it, great wizard, master Harry Potter sir!" Dobby stuck like glue to my legs, big eyes up at me full of tears. "How do I do that, I mean getting you in house Potter, is there a spell or special action?"

"Take my hand great wizard master Harry Potter sir, and ask me to be your elf, great wizard master Harry Potter sir." Taking Dobby's hand, I ask: "Dobby, I Harry Potter offer You a place in house Potter, will you accept?" "Yes Dobby will" We had a magic light show from the elf bonding, suddenly Dobby frowns and said:

"master Harry there is magic, forbidding me to be with you."

Quick thinking, I asked: "What if I make you my personal elf, would that help?" "Try it master Harry, fast, the magic is hurting" "Dobby, will you be my personal elf?" "Yes master Harry sir, I will" again the glow of a magic bonding, Dobby relaxes "Thank you great wizard master Harry Potter sir" This is definitely Dumbledore's work. Blocking Potter elves? So I have elves, I wonder is this an AU, or has Harry kept an elf-block until the end, wondering what Dumbledore's motives are, I can't stop thinking this man is supposed to be a light Lord, maybe it's time to dim his light.