Hermione was the first to react: "What do you mean Harry? First date? With who? Are you seeing someone?" Luna laughed: "With all of us silly. Yes Harry you are handsome and sexy."
Tracey couldn't help herself teasing: "Hermione didn't you know Harry claimed all six here for himself? We are so happy."
Daphne: "You for House Potter, Tracey for House Slytherin, Hannah for House Black, Susan for House Gryffindor but her children will be House Bones, Luna can choose between House Potter or Black for a consort contract so her children will be House Lovegood. And me for consort in House Slytherin so my children will be of House Greengrass. So Harry who do you have in mind for House Gaunt?"
Oh crap, how do you avoid a disaster like that? My snakes have tied me up on the railroad tracks and are watching how Hermione is going to run me over. Luna, always happy to help: "I think Ginny wants a spot, we used to practice marrying you. Playing Harry was a lot of fun even the kiss."
Daphne: "Astoria starts next fall at Hogwarts, she is a fan too. Hannah, Susan do you have candidates who want in?"
Hannah: "Me for House Black? My dad is going to have a stroke. I hope Harry, that I won't have to learn some dark curses or dress in black all the time."
Hermione, speechless for once, watched the others happily divide the Houses, turned to me: "Explain Harry. Potter, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Black, and Gaunt? What is all this?"
"Well Hermione, magic has all kinds of laws and a mind of his own. It's semi-conscious so to speak. When I drew Gryffindors sword out of the hat, magic acknowledged my right to Gryffindors Lordship, it solidified when I claimed this in public.
Daphne and Tracey explained how to claim House Slytherin and Gaunt by right of conquest. For details consult them. Lord of House Potter I could claim because I am Lord of three other Houses which means I'm emancipated.
Ladies, please explain the rest, perhaps I can understand it too."
Susan: "Yesterday Harry claimed the carcass off the basilisk by the rite of conquest, being the sole killer of the beast. By doing so the whole school has a life debt owed to Harry. So yesterday at dinner Harry claimed Daphne and Tracey, this morning he selected Luna, and at lunch, Hannah and I got chosen.
We know he already had you."
Hannah: "I think he has enough girls, so hence the private dinner, although House Gaunt needs a Lady, so Harry, Astoria, or Ginny? I like them both."
Meanwhile, Hermione was imitating a fish, doing a good job too, gradually she came to her senses and a big rant was building up. "Harry James Potter free these girls at once! What are you thinking about enslaving them like that! And what about claiming me? I have the right to be with whoever I want! I am not a toy or an object you can own or claim!"
Hola, time to interrupt this, or I'm stuck for 30 minutes. "Hold on Love, I didn't claim anybody, Daphne and Tracey were first looking for protection but they came to like me, personally I like them both too, Luna was being pestered by nargels, I have memories of her from future years so I like her very much. The same goes for Hannah and Sue, and very much so with you. The only claim over all of you is my friendship, offered for free.
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I'm Harry? Lets fix this mess by fvdv123
FanficBook '' 1 '' After freeing Dobby, Lucius killed Harry. And: Entry me, falling downstairs right in Harry Potter-verse. Self Insert and fixing it. With Harry's memories of abuse, he goes on a rampage. This is the first part of Let's fix the Multiverse...