I'm Harry? Lets fix this mess by fvdv123

Chapter 20 : We begin with a Big Bang

When we entered our quarters the girls were pulled aside by the others in the office, a lot of giggling and screams until it suddenly stopped, and all was quiet. Now, this got me worried, if you hear them then nothing is wrong, but if it is silent, you know something is happening. Curious I took a peek in the office.

They are doing it again, bloody hell, it is porn night all over again, sitting around the pensive with a smile on their faces, I just know they are showing what happened in the room of requirement.

For Astoria it should be a speed course sex education, well, maybe she had one already with Screamy mum and dad. I was surprised Astoria was allowed to stay with us, then again, wizards are a strange breed. Reminiscing what happened today at the mansion brought a smile on my face, Basi was awesome, he was everything I hoped for. The talks with the parents went reassuringly well, I expected worse, certainly from the Granger's, their daughter shoved in a harem, is not a parent's dream for their little girl's future.

This is the big difference between boys and girls: If you are a boy, dad says: "Go get them, son, you have to have some experience before marriage." If you are a girl, dad says: "Stay away from my little girl, she will stay a virgin until her second child is born." Yep, dad loses his logic's when his little girl is involved.

A father's nightmare is his little girl coming home, shirt wrongly buttoned and the boyfriend with a look on his face like 'I just shagged your little girl, old man.'

Now I have several fathers-in-law looking at me like that, waiting for the moment to hex me into next week.

Anyway, I hope they didn't learn too much from Hermione, she got me paddled when the two others were distracting me, it was like §I like your pussssy Daphne, let me eat it all o… oow my bloody assss, that hurt.§ After that, I kept distracting her, cause she was eyeing the whip too much for my liking.

We need some books about that topic, if you spend ten years in a cupboard and get smacked around occasionally, it is hard to draw a line of a loving spanking play, and a heavy beating the wife.

And my idea of fun is not getting smacked around, been there, done that and hated it all. If Tracey likes it, that is fine I will happily spank her ass, put clamps on her nipples, blindfold her… I have to stop now, maybe I don't need books after all.

The giggling started again, the lesson is over, since it is almost bedtime, I hope there is practical homework. Tonksie and Hestia came over and sat next to me, "Husband, don't worry anymore, we just learned the spell to them all, we agreed to hold off with the babies until we are eighteen at least, we can have a blast for three years." Tonksie whispered: "Watch out for Astoria, I heard her talking to Hermione about paddles." When I paled, she couldn't hold her laughter anymore, "Husband you are too easy."

"Well, honey you just volunteered for a spanking." and pulled her over my knees slapping her but a few times.

Astoria: "Tonks is getting spanked, husband, you are doing it wrong, you have to lift the skirt, and smack her but with her panty on, then slowly remove them, rub on her but cheeks, slap them a few times, then you go for the pussy, tease the clit with your index finger and put your thumb in her pussy, or you put your index finger in her pussy and your thumb in her ass.

Everyone was looking at the youngest, what the hell are they teaching the kids these days?

Daphne: "Astoria? Where did you learn all that? Have you been reading the slutty books from mum?"