Spideypool (one shots)

Threesome

This is a special request, enjoy.

Deadpool finished cutting the head off a drug lord, when wolverine walks up to him.
"Killing simple drug lords now?"

"He totally had it coming. Hiya pookie." He turns to look at him.

"Don't call me that."

"Okay sugar bear."

"Wade, I will kill you."

"Ha. You can try." He laughs. Wolverine points his claws at the merc, he shrieks like a girl and dodged him.
"Hey now, I'm seeing my baby boy soon, don't hurt my face."

"Wait, you have a boyfriend?"

"Yeah, don't sound so surprised."

"Huh, well. Okay then." He walks away, ignoring Wade's calls to him.
"Um rude, what's his deal?" He looks at the wall for a moment, then skips away.

Wade walks into his apartment, the smell of candles fills the room.
"Petey, are you here?"

"Right here." He was in the kitchen making dinner.

"A romantic dinner with candlelight, what did I do to deserve this?" He discards his mask to the floor and starts to take his suit off, finding gray sweats on a chair.
"Just because." Peter says.

"Well, I appreciate it." He wraps his arms around Peter's waist and kissed his cheek. "Could you be dessert?"

"What do you mean?" Peter plays innocent.

"I wanna see you in this apron, only in the apron." Wade whispered seductively and kissed Peter on the neck.

"That could be arranged." Peter giggles.

"I can't wait." Wade sits at the dining table, being patient for dinner to be served. Peter hums a tune while he cooks, wade watches him contently.
Suddenly a knock was at the door.
"I'll get it." Wade stands up and opens the door.
"Oh hello, what are you doing here?"

"I want a drinking partner." Logan holds a bottle of rum in his hand, clearly looking like he's already drank a bottle, or two.
"That high tolerance is doing wonders for you."

"Shut up, let me in." He pushed his way in, storming the apartment.
"Hey, I'm about to have dinner with my boyfriend."

"Right yeah, your boyfriend." He laughs.

"Wade, who's here?"
Logan stops dead in his tracks, and looks at Peter; his brown eyes big with curiosity of the strange man in front of him.
"Peter, this is my friend, Logan, and Peter is my boyfriend." Wade looks between the two, Logan was flabbergasted.
"You have a boyfriend, and he's cute."

"Yeah, I'm the ugly one here, gotta compliment myself somehow."

"Wade, what did I say about self deprecation?"

"Um, only use it in the bedroom?"

"No. It's not allowed." Peter puts his hands on his hips, scolding him.
"I'm sorry, I can't stop it so easily."

"You are a wonderful person, the voices can shut up because what I say matters and I say you are very handsome."

"Baby boy, you're the sweetest." He hugs Peter tightly. Logan coughs, letting them know that he's still there.
"So um, maybe another time for drinking." Wade looks at Logan.

"He can stay for dinner, you can have a few drinks. I made plenty of spaghetti."

"Really? But what about after dinner?" Wade whispers.