Irrational Treasure

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(Note—I will be skipping some episodes that aren't relevant to the story. Like, Dipper Vs. Manliness, and etc.)





We begin with the twin in the backseat eating Corncornos inside Stan's car. Stan is honking while Mabel attaches nachos from her chip bag to her ears. Ricky sits next to Stan as he reads a sports magazine.

 Ricky sits next to Stan as he reads a sports magazine

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Mabel:"Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!"

Stan:"That's debatable. Aw, come on, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all...covered wagons?"

He pushed on the gas pedal as he drives in shock and horror. Ricky's magazine hits his eyes as he pulls it off his face.

A few women gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up, and begins to drive the car backwards.

Dipper:"Grunkle Stan, what's going on?"

Stan:"We gotta get outta here... Before it's too late!"

Ricky:"Before what is too late Grunkle Stan?"

He suddenly sees that his car his trapped between a group of covered wagons.

Stan:"They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! NOOOOOOOOO!!"

Stan:"They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! NOOOOOOOOO!!"

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Mabel looks outside her window and sees a cow.

Mabel:"I've got a good feeling about today."

Ricky:"Maybe..."

The triplets and Stan get out of the car and walk around an old fashioned-looking Main Street.

Dipper:"Man, look at the town."

He holds a postcard up for a second. When he lowers it, the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass.

Worker:"Dirty glass. We got dirty glass! Dirty glass."

Ricky:"Who would want dirty glass?"

Stan:"Ah, boy. It's Pioneer Day. Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded."

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