We open to Ricky and Stan watching as the Mystery Fair is being constructed.
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Stan: "There she is, Ricky; the cheapest fair money can rent. I spared every expense."
Dipper is heard screaming, then he comes falling down in a broken tram cart.
Dipper:"I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones."
Stan:"Ha ha, this guy. Alright, alright. I got a job for you three."
He pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates with an A+ on them.
Stan:"I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit."
Ricky:"...So practically everything."
He hands them to Ricky, who gives some to the twins.
Mabel:"Grunkle Stan, is that legal?"
Stan:"When there's no cops around, anything's legal! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?"
Soos is using a blowtorch on the handle of a dunk tank.
Soos:"Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines."
He knocks on the target and the seat barely moves.
Stan:"Ha, you got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!"
Soos:"Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon."
Ricky:"Very specific."
Stan:"Ah. Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? Darn thing went missing."
He digs around in the toolbox looking for it.
Soos:"Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it."
Stan:"Oi! You've been spending too much time with those kids."
He keeps digging in toolbox and mumbling.
Stan:"Alright, let's see where'd I put that thing."
Suddenly a bald man appears hiding behind some portable toilets as he looks at the three pines siblings.
??:" The mission is proceeding as planned. Over."
He uses Stan's red screwdriver to fix his camouflage suit, then walks away
A little while later, we see the fair open with Stan in the dunk tank holding a megaphone.
Stan:"It's 12 o' clock! The Dunk Tank is now open!"
Tourists cover their ears as the megaphone screeches.
At a snack stand, we see Ricky, Dipper, and Wendy eating question mark shaped corndogs.
Dipper:"How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural."
Wendy:"But Dipper, they're so...
She holds up the corn dog to the end of the sign that says "DELICIOUS".
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What? A Gravity Falls Story
AcciónMeet Ricky, Mabel, and Dipper Pines! Three siblings looking to just hang out during the summer with their great uncle Stan in a little town called Gravity Falls! Let's hope that nothing too crazy happens!
