Shrek was walking on the street outside of the burger king with furno feeling motivated after his fight song. also master chief is fighting the covenant on top of cars anyways. shrek and furno were talking in the middle of the road when suddenly... tahu showed UP with gali. shrek have had enough with these two. so he sucker punches furno in the face and walks up to tahu and gali and says to tahu "HEY YOU FUCKING STINKLE TINKLE YOU POOTIE WOOTIE SHITTY TOMSTER YOU CRAPPY SCOOTY YOU FUCKING TINY WIENIE HUT JUNIOR BITCHY WITCHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING HOT SON OF A BITCH YOU ARE SO UGLY I JUST BECAME BLIND LOOKING AT YOU. YOU VERY MERRY JINGLE JUICE."
Tahu was shocked and gali was mortified so she slapped shrek in the face and screamed "DONT SAY THAT TO HIM YOU CHEATING BASTARD!" furno starts foaming at the mouth and starts having a heart attack while tahu and gali tag team shrek and beat the shit out of him as shrek screams and cries on the ground. while the cars are still exploding anyways shrek finally gets a upper hand in the fight and slaps tahu and gali stabs shrek in the jaw and shrek starts strangling gali like this
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suddenly the police show up and taze shrek making him breakdance out of nowhere and sing this
