Pt. 5

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(Book characters are from: Two Degrees)

Owen: *pretending to ride a horse*
Natalie: "Owen, what are you doing."
Akira: "He's pretending to be me."
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Akira: "If you put 'violently' in front of anything that describes your action, it makes it 10x funnier."

George: "Violently studies"
Akira: "Violently eats"
Owen: "Violently murders someone"
Natalie: "Violently worries about the previous statement"
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(Book characters are from: Allies)

Dee: "what's it called when you kill a friend?"
James: "Murder"
Sam: "Homicide"
Sid: "Homiecide"
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Sam: "What's for dinner tonight?"
James: *staring at burnt food*
"Regret."
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(Book characters are from: Projekt 1065)

Rando: "Is he mentally insane?"
Micheal: "Yes, but he prefers to be called Fritz."
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(Book characters are from: Allies)

Computer: Your internet connection is unstable
Dee: "You should see my life."

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