(Book characters are from: Allies)
*in a courtroom*
Sid's lawyer: "If you have anything important to tell me, write it in this slip of paper."
Sid: *passes the note*
The note: "IF DONALD DUCK AND WINNIE THE POO TRADING WARDROBES, BOTH WOULD STILL HAVE ZERO PANTS."
Sid's lawyer: "Your honor, the client requests a 5 minute recess"
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Henry: *tending to Dee* "How would you rate your pain?"
Dee: "Zero stars would NOT recommend"
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(Book characters are from: Two Degrees)
George: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"
Natalie: "February 14th"
George: "Nevermind."
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Owen: "Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?"
George: "You're a hazard to society."
Natalie: "And a coward DO TWENTY"
(Creds to a random audio I found on yt)
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(Book characters are from: Projekt 1065)
Simon: "I'm scared of birds."
Micheal: "I thought you were British??"
Simon: 😐
Micheal: 😀
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🌻Alan Gratz incorrect quotes🌻
HumorBook HEAVILY inspired by NOTEBOOKZZZ!!! A compilation of little funny scenarios I made while bored in math class or just bored in genral. Enjoy ✨✨
