Pt. 10

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(Book characters are from: Two Degrees)

Akira: *laying in Owen's lap*

Owen: "Waffles are like pancakes but with abs."

Akira: "Sometimes I wonder how your brain works."
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George: "What did you get for number 12 on the test?"

Owen: "Nitrogen."

George: "It was a math test."
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(Book characters are from: Projekt 1065)

Micheal: "Sometimes I go to bed at 10:00 pm, sometimes 4:00 am, and sometimes never."
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Fritz: "My head hurts."

Micheal: "That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity."
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(Book characters are from: Allies)

Bill: *opens fridge* "What are you doing in there?"

Davies: "We were making a cake."

Thomas: "The directions said to chill in the fridge for an hour."
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Sam: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my type of guy and I like you 😏"

James: "You really need to stop looking these up they're not working."

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