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The Bus finally stopped the twins got off, following the cop while looking around

Stanley: So, uh, where's the lake?

Cop: Hey, what did I just tell you? Don't be a wise guy. Follow me.

The cop lead them into a office where they saw a real mean looking guy eating sunflower seeds.

Sir: Sit down.

Cop: What's with the sunflower seeds, man?

Sir: I give up smokin'. Y/n and Stanley Yelnats....The fourth?

Stanley: Yeah. Everyone in my family names their son Stanley 'cause it's...Yelnats backwards.

Y/n: I was lucky enough to be born in 2 minutes after him

Sir: My name is Mr. Sir.

Y/n and Stanley immediately cracked a smile

Sir: Whenever you speak to me, you will call me by my name. Is that clear?

Stanley: Yes, Mr. Sir.

Y/n: Mow is Sir your first name or your last name?

Stanley had to cover his cover his mouth from burst out laughing

Y/n: No wonder you look so angry with my parents named me sir I'll be mean mugging people too.

Stanley literally had to bite his tongue to stop himself

Sir: You think your some kind of comedian.

Y/n: Some people think I'm funny.

Sir: This isn't a girl scout camp.Understand?

Sir the opened his refrigerator and pulled out a cold coca-cola

Sir: Here.

Stanley reached for it only for Sir to pull back and then the cop came and took it.

Sir: You two thirsty?

Stanley: Yes, Mr. Sir.

Sir: Well, you two better get used to it. You're gonna be thirsty for the next 18 months.

Y/n(thinking): We'll see about that.

The twins left the office with Mr.Sir who was showing them around.

Sir: Look around you, Yelnats. What do you see?

Y/n: Hell.

Sir; Any guard towers? How about an electric fence? Hmm?

Stanley: No, Mr. Sir.

Sir: You want to run away? Go ahead, start running. I won't stop you.

Y/n was about to run off but Stanley stopped him. And he then noticed the gun that Sir was carrying.

Sir: Oh, don't worry. This here's for yellow-spotted lizards. I wouldn't waste a bullet on you.

Stanley: I'm not gonna run away, Mr. Sir.

Y/n(mumbling): I might.

Sir: Good thinkin', Yelnats. Doesn't nobody run away from here. You know why? We got the only water for 100 miles. Our own little oasis. You want to run away, them buzzards will pick you clean by the end of the third day.

He then took the two into another building and through each of them two sets of overalls.

Y/n: This is hideous.

Sir: You get two sets of clothes. One for work, one for relaxation. After three days, your work clothes will be washed, your second set becomes your work clothes.
Is that clear?