Plot: She's back, she's energised and ready to take on the world! Crystal, determined to make a difference that matters, starts using her powers to try and make the world better. Unfortunately, you have to learn to walk before you run...
(January 12th - 2024)
On a bright sunny day in the mushroom kingdom, a figure standing with confidence despite her small frame, her hoodie billowing behind her.
She throws a few electric punches to the air, getting herself amped up. She takes a black bandana, wrapping it around her head and whiting out her eyes, while pulling her hood over her head.
She looked forwards to another roof, breaking into a sprint as she leapt across, suddenly glitching and warping through the air before landing safely.
She smiles, then starts running as she heard police sirens.
But just who was this mysterious figure?
Crystal: (Overhead) Alright, let's do this one more time...
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Crystal: My name is Crystal Splezter! And I've got the coolest family in the world!
A quick picture is shown of the entire Smg4 gang gathered together.
Crystal (Fast talking): There's my Mom Meggy, my Mama Tari, my little sisters Alice and Emily, My uncles Mario, Luigi, Bob, my godfather Mr 4, my therapist Mr 3, my friend Boopkins who you could technically count as a cousin, My Aunts Saiko, Melony and Desti-Well, Aunt Desti is on vacation right now-
The picture then gets crumpled up.
Crystal: Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself! Here's what you need to know about me!
The following story is then told through a child's drawn images.
Crystal: My Mommy was young when she had me, because my Da-Uh...this guy named Wren really hurt her. But then I was born and she was happy again! And over the last few years, my family have done some crazy things. But one crazy thing that happened is now I have superpowers!
Crystal then presents a drawing of herself, drawn to look like a hero with electricity, a cape and strange triangular formations glowing in her hands.
Crystal: And now, After my aunt Desti gave me some of the BEST SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE...I've decided I'm gonna be just like my Mom: A Superhero!
The scene cuts back to Crystal as she moves to another roof, taking another leap of faith with the biggest smile on her face.
Crystal: Cause only one person can do things like I can...and you're looking at her!
...
Downtown, The Iconic Wario Bros were at a convenience store, robbing the place. Waluigi smashed the counter with a bat while Wario was wielding a shotgun aimed at the owner, a Koopa in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Wario: Open the register, now! And no funny business!
The koopa started going into the register as Waluigi knocked over another shelf, grinning while looking at Wario.
Waluigi: Wow Bro, you were right! They may take longer but it's so much easier to rob convenience stores than banks.
Wario: Yeah, just 10 more and we'll be rich!
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Crystal Splezter, The 3rd Chapter
FanfictionShe's back, she's adorable and she's ready to take on anything in her way. At least, that's what Crystal believes. She might think she's a hero, but sometimes, people forget exactly what it means to be a hero... Warning: This story contains horrific...
