Crystal Splezter, The 3rd Chapter

YOU WILL SEE

Plot: Mr Puzzles is bringing you an exciting new announcement that I guarantee you will change the future forever!

(March 21st - 2024)

Past footage of previous PUZZLEVISION episodes started playing in a grainy fashion as a narrator spoke over them.

Narrator: From the Magic within us all, to the adventures within our wildest dreams, there is only one...PUZZLEVISION.

...

A Tv with a standby sign on screen appeared on dark stage, then another voice spoke out...

???: And now, ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for...

The tv grew a torso, arms and legs as the tv gained a face, the crowd bursting into cheers.

Mr Puzzles! Mr Puzzles! Grazie! Merci! Danke'! You all look exceptional!

Puzzles quickly sped over to a nearby interview area where a prized child reporter by the name of Jumble Junior appeared in a tailored suit.

Jumble Junior: Well, Mr Puzzles, I think I speak for everyone when I say thanks for coming back on the show! Now, could you tell us about your latest business venture?

Mr Puzzles: Of course I can, you adorable little minx.

Jumble blushed at the compliment as Puzzles turned to the audience, standing to spin a miniature Earth on his finger.

Mr Puzzles: As you've all just heard, I'm in the works of planning to expand my episodes globally! With the help of a revolutionary new streaming service I've dubbed...

Puzzles crushed the globe and referred to the overhead tv, which presented the title...

Mr Puzzles: PUZZLEVISION! Your destination for the most thrilling and unforgettable media experiences!

The crowd and jumble clapped as footage from past projects such as Western Spaghetti and WOTFI 2023.

When suddenly, everything glitched out.

The TV's lost their signals as Jumble's eyes went a hollow black. In Puzzle's Tv screen, Smg4 appeared in the midst of a black void.

Smg4: What's happening? Where am I!? What's going on!?!

(BONK)

Mr puzzles suddenly bashed his own head with a hammer, correcting the mistake as his monitor now displayed Smg4 walking happily along a neighbourhood path.

All the while, Mario could be seen in the background, looking around confused...

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The atmosphere quickly turned dark as Mr Puzzles was now staring directly at the audience, eyes crazed.

Mr Puzzles: I'm gonna get real with you for a moment. I'm not at all happy with the ratings of my last few episodes. None of them have earned a full 5 star rating, even though they obviously should have...

Puzzles suddenly zipped off, dragging the camera over with him.

Mr Puzzles: So, what am I gonna do!?

He pointed the camera at a nearby Wheel of fortune word guess screen, where Jumble flew past and presented the words "A NEW MOVIE". She applauded the result, until she and the screen were quickly flattened as Mr puzzles reappeared from behind it, a large tv behind him.

Mr Puzzles: That's right! In order to boost by ratings to 5 stars, I'm posting a special movie in 72 hours, RIGHT HERE!! Introducing...

The title appeared on screen...

Mr Puzzles: PUZZLEVISION!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

The screen then faded back to Mr Puzzlss, Staring directly at YOU, the audience.

Mr Puzzles: And let me tell you, once I hit 5 stars, nothing...will ever be the same again. Goodnight everyone...

The cheering returned as Mr Puzzles began to laugh, his tone crazy. Looking up to the sky, Smg4 once again appeared on his monitor.

Smg4: Hello? Someone!? Anyone?! Please!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!

(Click!)

Turning one of his dials, the screen went black as Mr Puzzles turned back into a normal tv, his body retracting. Behind him, Jumble vanished in a blink of static.

There was no more audience, no more cheers.

But there was a certain fat Italian hiding behind the curtains, still unsure what to do...

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I'LL BE WAITING...