the two besties decided to team up, to kidsnapped there beloved weels.
they sneaker into harry and opafnbanf's house and snatch up the newborn 3 year old
they mysteriously teleport back to their homeland of saint mary's college school of hoes (garden tool)
their, they take there trophy of weels to the grand high priestess, ms. mccormick as an offering
she starts filling the Childs ears with religious nonsense, making him go into a coma
mccormick is please.d
while in coma, wells stated having visions of hobahfnmajam talking to him, as assuring him that they were gonna come kick his kidnappers asses. (they bring the closet)
little does he know, hobadjahdjelly are poor and can't afford the flight back wimp womp
a new character appears in the story
hobafvafjbutter hire leila to join them on there mission to smcsoh(gt) (that really is the name)
they make to school hoes (gt)
as mia and elfie are bowing to the grand high priestess, leila &co. ambush them to assassinate them, she misses LM00000AAASs
seeing as the grand high priestess was made of steel, the bullet ricocheted off her, into leila wimp womp
...... elfie and mia live to see another day .......
YIIPPUE
tbc.....
author's note: hey guys, author #2 here! we finally found the time after moths in jail and mass deportation to right tgt again. if all goes well, and my name is clears, we might try to figure a schedulae to post more updates. if u don't here from us, the worst has happened :(
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A Hobama Love Story
Romancea hobama love story <3 an original story by @harry_styles_owns_me co-written by @TT0TT0TT