My Immortal: Dank Edition

Chapter 2.

AN: Danks 2 iambeeyoncealways 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW skrubs stop flaming ma story ok!

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I slid off my lilly pad and ate a fly that kept buzzing around my room. My bed was basically just a Lilly pad shaped 2 remind me of home. I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday bc no one would notice anyways.

My friend, Shia La Beouf (AN: Jenny dis is male u!) woke up and grinned at me. He flipped his brown hair that was in a ponytail and stoked his beard. We got ready.

"OMFG I saw you talking to Shrek yesterday!" he said excitedly

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing

"Do you like Shrek?" he asked as we went out the Hufflepuff common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I frogging don't!" I croaked

"Just DO IT!" he exclaimed. Just then, Shrek walked up to me.

"Hi." He said

"Hi." I replied flirtily

"Guess what." he said

"What?" I asked him

"Well, Rick Astley is having a concert in Frogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Frogging. God!" I screamed I love Rick Astley. He's my favorite person ever besides the Kardashins.

"Well.... do you want to go with me?" he asked

I croaked.