My Immortal: Dank Edition

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY SCRUBZ OK! ogrewize danks 2 da ppl 4 da good reviews! DANKS AGEN JENNY! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Rick Astley

On the night of the concert I put on my favorite blue shirt. Then I put on my favorite khaki pants that reminded me of Jake from Statefarm. I put lotion on my bald head making it look shiny. I felt a lil depressed then, so I slit on of my webs. I read a depressing fanfic while I waited for it to stop bleeding and listened to Rick. I painted my nails Galaxy. I didn't put on foundation because nothing matched my skin tone. I ate some flies so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Shrek was waiting for me there in front of his flying Impala. He was wearing his simple plan ogre style outfit and also Galaxy nail polish! (AN: a lot of kewl boiz wer it ok!)

"Hi Shrek!" I said in a depressed voice

"Hi Pepe." he said back. We walked right into his black impala (the license plate said 'G3T SHR3KT') and flew to the place with the concert and the Rick. On the way we sat in silence because we both only liked Rick Astley and we didn't want to play his music right b4 the concert bc that would be stupid. We both smoked cigarettes, onions, and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car (especially me) We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and hopped up and down as we listened to Rick Astley.

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" sang Rick (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song)

"Rick is so frogging hot." I said to Shrek, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Shrek looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Shrek sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Rick and he's old anyways. I frogging hate it." I said disgustedly. Gosh I would never date a creepy old dude who would never want to give me up!

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Shrek. After the concert we drank some beer and were disgusted by the fact that someone even dared to ask what song Rick just sang. And then some skrub replied "Darude Sandstorm" is that even a song? Shrek and I crawled back into the impala, it Shrek didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into... the Forbidden Forest's swamp!