Poe walked into his and Ranpo's shared bedroom, to check on the sugar addict, who had shut himself in there.
What the novelist saw would surprise anyone.
Ranpo was lying on the bed, passed out. There was a laptop, turned on and in front of him.
Poe rushed over to the great detective, trying to wake him up.
"Ranpo dear! Wake up!" Poe yelled in a panic while shaking him.
Ranpo groaned and started to awaken.
"What the sigma, Poe? That's soooo not skibidi~"
Poe was absolutely flabbergasted. "Wha--"
"Literally only in Ohio. Minus infinity aura. You are NOT an alpha male!" Ranpo said angrily.
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In the end, Poe got Ranpo to settle down and go to sleep.
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