hazbin hotel scenarios

how you met (heaven addition)

A/N sorry for the hiatus, i am back and will try to post at least one sort of addition a month or every other week depending on writers block.Like always this is FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY AND THERE WILL BE SWEARING. now enjoy the read amd let me know what scenarios you would like to see. 

Adam x serra assitant read

Finally situated i think to myself as I sip my coffee "So who are you sugar dick" I hear a male voice ask as I turn around in my chair to see a fat angel staring down at me with a mask covering his face.

 "Y/n. Who are you" I ask confused and slightly pissed at him for calling me sugar dick.

*im Adam first man, man with the magic dick" he says cockily as I glare at him.

"So what can i do for you douche bag" i ask earning a chuckle from the girl beside him while adam just glares at me.

"Dont push it sugar dick" he growls as he slams his hand on my desk causing me to glare at the fat angel.

"Or what"

"I'll end you* he growls causing me to smile as i look down to see a notification serra is ready for him.

"Well then serra will see you now" I say as I open the door.

"Have fun" i say smirking as he walks past.

Lute x artist reader

"So peaceful" i mutter to myself as i sit in a tree siping my cappuccino aimlessly doodling in my notebook. As i doodle I hear the sound of soft grunting causing me to look down from my branch to see an angel that usually spends most of her time with adam trailing behind him like a lost puppy was now standing under my tree training. I just stare at her as she gracifully swings her sword around with ease. I just smile as i set my cup down on a branch and start to sketch her. As I start to draw her i hear a loud annoying voice call out.
"Hey danger tits" I hear the voice yell causing me to flinch and make a mistake.

"Yes adam" I hear the girl say as she continues to train.

"We need to talk about something important" he says as I ignore him and continue my sketch of her. As I continue to draw she continues to train and talk to adam before he eventually leaves and she stops to get some water.

"Damn it" she curses as she holds her water upside down showing no water was left.

"Here" I timidly say as I glide down and hand her my water bottle.

"Who are you" she asks as she takes the water.

"I'm y/n" I mutter as she drink from my bottle.

"I'm lute" she says as she hands me back my water.

"See ya around" she says as she Flys away. 

"wait" i timidly call out as i fly up to her.

"here" i say handing her the drawing I made.

"whats this? she asks as as she stares at it.

"a drawing of you and my numbers on the back" i say as i fly back down to the park.

Emily x exterminator

"So why am I here" i ask nervously as the high seraphim serra looks down at me from her desk desk.

"If you dont know we have the princess of hell coming up to try and convince us of some plan."

"Where do i come in?"

" i need you to make sure they dont corrupt my sister"

"So you want me to babysit her" i ask slightly annoyed at the fact that shes asking me this, serra just glares at me about to say something.

"Sorry im late i got distracted by the puppies" she say innocently. I just stare at her before looking over at sera.

"Ill do it" i groanas the smaller seraphim flys down to me.

"Who are you" she asks her blue eys.

"Im y/n your new.." i say trailing off not knowing what i am.

"Her new body guard" i hear serra say causing the girl to look confused
"Why would i need one" she asks.

"Just in case" i say.

"Ok, im emily" she says smiling as she hugs me.

Ths is going to be annoying i think to myself.

Serra x graffiti artist

Now ive done it i think to myself as i sit in the waiting room to see the high seraphim.

"She'll see you know ms, L/n" i hear the receptionist say as i get up.

"Its just y/n" i say glaring as i walk past them walking into the room to see the high seraphim looking out the window.

"I have a question" she asks as she turns around staring down at me with her grayish eyes.

"What" i ask nervously as she walks closer

"Why do you deface public property"

"Why must everything here be perfect?" i ask causing her to raise an eyebrow at me with a smile.

"You have two choices" she says as she sits down motioning for me to sit.

"What are they" i ask as i sit.

"Get forced to do comunity service or paint over the grarafiti."

"Sounds like the same thing.

"If you chose to paint over the graffiti i'll find you buildings to paint" she says.

"Ill take the second option high serraphim."

"Call me serra" she says as she opens the door.

St Peter x gate repairer a/n sorry this one is short i didnt really know how to do this one )

"What's this" I hear a man ask as I turn around to see a blonde angel staring at me as work.

"Gate repairs" I say as I get back to work.

"Wheres carlos" he asks as i keep working.

"retired " i say as i finish up.

"Heres my number peter call me if you need any repairs" i say as i start to walk away.

"Whats your name?"

"y/n" i say as i fly away.