𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐘 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐒 . . . 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭

𝟐. 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦

hot bitches of hogwarts

cara love
lainey
go ahead and mute this chat for a sec

elaine
pardon me?
no
say it with ur chest cara

herman
yeah what's the deal cara

cara love
okay fine
i warned you elaine

gingin
she's gonna say something about easton in
3
2

cara love
easton could run me over i swear to merlin
he could use one of the unforgivable curses on me
i'd forgive him.

elaine
CARA
SIRIUSLY?
EW YOU'RE DISGUSTING
FOUL
WRETCHED
FUCK MY EYES

herman
well
i get it now

elaine
he's a troll cara
i don't get it

cara love
this is why i told u to mute the chat
ur stubborn arse never listens

elaine
i'll fucking listen next time
merlin
i hate my life
anyone but easton

gingin
elaine he's your twin
and you're hot
by proxy he is hot too

elaine
lies
he's horrible
i think he was adopted

herman
he's quite fit elaine...

elaine
NOT YOU TOO HERMIONE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

cara love
she's not blind lainey...

gingin
accept it elaine
u and easton are a hot sibling duo

elaine
NO
i'm hot
he's just there

cara love
i will be your sister in law one day
manifesting it

elaine
why would you say that
you know i'm not gonna be against that

gingin
u got her
also where tf are u elaine

elaine
elaine pleads the fifth

herman
two galleons she's in oliver's bed rn

cara love
three that she's in roger's

gingin
four that it's adrian pucey

elaine
fuck all of you
but i guess i owe hermione 2 galleons

herman
YES
i'm too good at this game

cara love
getting quite consistent are we

elaine
no
we are not
elaine doesn't do consistent

gingin
do we need to unpack this

elaine
no we don't
it's been unpacked

cara love
you do know not every guy is mcl*ggen right
you'll find a good one
you just have to let yourself