𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐘 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐒 . . . 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭

𝟑. 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐧

𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦

dickhead

do you and your friends want to come to a party
in the slytherin common room

why are you being nice to me
who are u
what did u do with my brother

shut the fuck up
accept or decline the invite

by friends do you mean

no you cannot bring your emotional support
harry and ron.

you're no fucking fun easton.

listen do you want to get shitfaced or not
i'm trying to be nice here

fine
i'll come
but cara hermione and ginny come too

that's fine idc
it's tomorrow at 8

still confused as to why ur being nice to me

don't worry about it
cara will be there tho right

you're PUTRID.

oh you love me

on the contrary
i really don't
draco is my favorite slytherin

hot bitches of hogwarts

elaine
we all have plans tomorrow

herman
yes ik
library day

cara love
somehow i don't think those were the plans she was
referring to

elaine
correct
we are going to the slytherin party tmrw
easton invited us

gingin
you two had a conversation that didn't end in violence?

elaine
it's possible

herman
what time
i wanted to study

gingin
hermione classes literally just started

herman
ginny u know i like to stay ahead

cara love
but we don't

elaine
its at 8
which means we must start getting ready at 6
easton's friends are hot

herman
but

gingin
no buts
we are going
we includes u hermione

cara love
live a little herman

elaine
i already said yes for all of us
this is happening
gonna get easton drunk enough to where he doesn't care if i
sleep with a friend of his

cara love
i need to look hot fuck

gingin
we will all look hot

elaine
i love when a plan sets in motion

herman
fine.
you all owe me a study date

elaine
right...