𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐘 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐒 . . . 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭

𝟔. 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?

𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦

gryffinwhores

elaine
i am never drinking again.

gingin
you can say that again
fuck

cara love
you guys are being too loud

herman
how on earth can they be too loud over text

cara love
i hate that you aren't hungover right now.

elaine
i hate that i am hungover right now

hazzah
haha
losers

ronald
harry we drank last night too
i just gave you pepperup potion

elaine
HAH
LOSER

hazzah
that was our little secret ron.

herman
nothing gets past us

gingin
NOTHING

elaine
speaking of nothing getting past us
cara
explain yourself

cara love
fuck
hermione did you HAVE to say that?

elaine
do me a favor and sensor the sex
i don't need to know about that

cara love
we did not have sex!
we talked a lot

hazzah
talked huh

ronald
sounds promiscuous

herman
can you two stfu

elaine
PERIOD HERMIONE
message disliked by hazzah and ronald

cara love
ANYWAYS
we talked a lot, caught up
he kissed me ONCE
i didn't want it to go further before i talked
to you lainey
so i politely declined and he was very nice
about it
and he asked for my number so we could
talk more
so yeah
that's that

gingin
huh.
sounds rather tame

herman
agreed

hazzah
elaine?

ronald
i think we broke her

elaine
well
i didn't expect that
and i respect that you waited to ask me
therefore
i suppose i have no choice but to
ap
app
appr

ronald
just fucking say it

elaine
approve of this.
DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
WITH MY BROTHER IN FRONT OF ME

gingin
WOAH

herman
this is crazy

cara love
ru serious
you're like
okay with this?

elaine
okay is an overstatement
but i am not repulsed

cara love
i love you
you will not be disappointed

elaine
if he breaks your heart i WILL kill him

ronald
that was nowhere near as exciting as i'd hoped.