𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐘 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐒 . . . 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭

𝟏𝟑. 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭

𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦

theo :)

good luck on your match today

thank you
will you be there?

...
theodore i hate quidditch
one of my few flaws according to ginny

how can you hate quidditch
it's one of the most interesting sports

i've heard that before
i just can't get into it
idk maybe you can change that

well you don't have to come
it would be nice if you did though

i suppose it wouldn't be horrible
but for the record
i am only doing this for you

so you've never dated a quidditch player?
not that we're dating or anything
just
yeah
you know what i mean

you're cute
and yes i have
doesn't mean i went to his games
but i'll go today
for you

well thanks
i'll see you after the game?

you will for sure

gryffinwhores

elaine
erm
does any
does anyone want to

gingin
what is your issue

hazzah
shhh let her speak

gingin
don't fucking shush me

elaine
does anyone want to um
go to the um

cara love
girl SPIT IT OUT

elaine
OKAY GOD DAMN
does anyone want to go to the quidditch game
with me

ronald
huh?

hazzah
i'm sorry what

cara love
are you feeling okay

elaine
it's a yes or no question

herman
yes but this is abnormal
you hate quidditch

gingin
you have got to be KIDDING ME.
SIX YEARS ELAINE
six years i have been trying to get you to
go to these games

elaine
i have gone before

hazzah
i had to buy you a pound of chocolate frogs to
come watch me win the house cup second year.
twelve year old me did not have that kind of
spare galleons elaine.

elaine
okay and?
i was still there.

gingin
harry shut UP oh my god
you're fucking rich

ronald
ginny has to drag you by your hair every time
we play

gingin
EVERY FUCKING TIME.

elaine
i'm turning over a new leaf

herman
there you go elaine