Hi, I'm SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler! I'm 13 and I moved to Berlin for a bit to sell and buy a bit of Heroine but it didn't work out cause these weirdos called 'Nazis' started buying all of it 🙄🙄🙄
I TRIED to buy it from them, but they called me a Kinder! I'm a baddie, not a candy egg. 💅💅
So anyways i'm coming to Cuba to get some Coke cause that's worth more anyways :')
I'm traveling on this boat called the ST. Louis cause it's big and cool and rly preppy.
So, I was walking around in the boat and I ran into some boy, he had brown hair, brown eyes, and glasses. He was kinda mid ngl :/
"Sorry! Are you alright?" He asks me, while he's still on the floor and I'm staring down at him.
I look at him, "Yuh."
He gets up off the ground and dusts himself off as he smiles at me, "Uh, what's your name?" he asked politely as he looked at me.
"SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler. Hbu?" I respond preppily
"Oh- I'm Josef, It's nice to meet you!"
"Ur one of the kids on the ship right?" I ask him. I have a plan.
"I'm not a kid! I'm a man as of 3 days ago." He responds, huffing.
"Well if ur a man why don't you take me to dinner?" 😏😏😏😏
Josef blushed profusely and looked quite surprised, "Well I think that's a bit far I mean-"
Josef didn't remember agreeing to this. But here he was, sat at a table at the St. Louis restaurant, tapping his foot nervously.
As he put his napkin on his lap, he saw his mom giving him a thumbs up from inside the restaurant. He couldn't say he wasn't expecting this, but he was expecting this. SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler walked over and sat at the table as she ordered 'Skibidi Slicers'?
"Omg Joe. It's so preppy in here."
"Actually, I go by Josef-"
"Don't be so vanilla. Anyways, my skibidi no cap tiktok is bussin bussin and eating and left no crumbs."
"I didn't understand a single word you just said-?"
"I'm calling cap bruh."
Josef knew not to be rude to ladies. Last time he tried he was sent to the principal's office.
(Flashback brought to you by Maggie Richards & co. rip bill)
Tw: people bullying Josef idk man dont come at me gratz bullies his characters too
Josef stepped out of class and into the dirty Berlin air, it wasn't too clean, but he had other things to worry about. He had just gotten a LOVE LETTER in class!
Hey there Hübsche, meet me behind classroom 12, I have a surprise for you.. ;) -your heimlicher verehrer
He pushed the note into his pocket as he walked across the yard to greet this 'Secret Admirer' where she had asked to meet.
He didn't know of any girls in his class who might be interested in him. According to the logic of the other boys in class, nobody would ever love him, due to that 'hässlicher stern' on his arm. That was what the boys at school called it. An ugly star. And that's all it was to them.
But on a more positive note, he thought of every girl in class- and couldn't think of one who would have a crush on him, oh well. He turned around the corner behind classroom 12 and looked at what was before him. All the girls in class were standing there.
He looked around, "What's this for? Are you having a girls meeting? I can leave! I'm sorry!"
One of the girls grabbed him and pushed him forward as one of the girls, Ella, stood infront of him.
"We know you got our little letter, Judesef."
He looked Ella in the eyes, "Must you insist on calling me that...?"
"Yes."
The girl holding his shoulders, Inge (I'm sorry Annemarie's mom) pushed him to the floor and made him kneel.
"Get off me!" He pushed up and made Inge get off him, "You girls can mock me in class all you want, but I have boundaries!"
The girls just laughed at him. "How pathetic!" They said between giggles
Elle tilted her head, "Aw, poor jude. We aren't respecting his boundaries!" She pushed Josef to the ground as tears pricked at his eyes.
"You shouldn't be talking, you- you mädchen hures!"
That was how Josef was sent to the office.
"Dam that story is cringe af" SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler said as she drew words onto the table with a pen
"What story?" Josef asked, returning to reality.
"The one about the hure mean girls."
"I didn't say that out loud...?"
"I have magic drug powers, don't doubt me."
"Um, alright..."
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