"You are a baddie. You are preppy. You ate- and left NO crumbs." As I did my sigma self love talk in my mirror, my CrUsH came in.
"What're you doing in my room? How the hell did you get into my quarters?!?"
That was Sid, my discord mod. But he would never see me as this kitten 💔🐺⛓️🥀🖤
"ERM WUT THE SIGMAAAA-A-A-A- IDK UMMMMMM FDR IS IN HERE!"
He ran into the room, "What?? Where??"
I mogged him as I edged and mewed...
"Um- Sid, I need to tell you smthing..." I whispered in my best kawaii and quirky meowbahh sounding ah voice.
"Uh- yes?" He asked as I grabbed him by the collar.
"I LUV YOU SENPAI!! IK OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT...The other men on the ship may call you a yid.. But you can call me yours..."
(a/n im not ok w/ that word but he is called that in allies poor sid😞)
"Baruch atah adonai, elohei-" He prayed as he tried to pry me off. I WILL NEVER LEAVE MY SENPAI-
"JKRSFCHGDXKS AFXSNZDXUKJC ANAGJAFNUDXjnmtFCBHXNDMCG HVCHGDXVNSXRWFBDHFGCGFHJUTRWGSBJHTUHBIFJUR8THGJFUIE8RYGHJBVDFEU8RYHFDJIEUR8YHUiiiiiidghmgvnZMGBMFSNKJKN" I yelled as Dee walked in.
"Hey Sid- Oh sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt this.. Uh... couples moment..." It was really awkward. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
I pulled Sid onto a bed, "Yahhhh we're dating frfr no cap bbg tell everyone yk spread it like covid 19~"
"That's good to know..." Dee said as he crept out of the room.
"UwU hi Discord daddy zaddy sigma mod UwU" I said to senpai. I would kill Osana for him. SO MANY TIMES.
He pushed me off him, "What the hell what that for?!?"
I pouted, "BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!?" I screamed as I started crying. He crossed his arms, "You're lucky I can't hit a woman," He said (Like a baddd boyyy), "I don't wanna date you."
I sobbed, "BUT WHY NOT?!?!?! I HAVE *Insert shoulder boulders by SERL* OBVIIII" He genuinely shuddered as he went to say something but closed his mouth.
"I did not need that description..." He muttered to himself as his BIG BROWN ORBS STARED AT ME, AND HE WAS ABOVE ME WITH HIS TALLLLLLLLLLLL FIGUREEEE.
"Can you leave?" He asked me and he put his hands on his hips (And slayed)
"Awww senpai why are u being so wudee to me i'm justa smol beannn..."
"This is exactly why," He threw me over his shoulder, "UwU YESDA- wtf are you doing... WHATRE U DOING PUT ME DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH"
Then he yeeted me into the water...
But little does he know...
I'll resurface at Omaha beach soon. Waiting for my next DISCORD MOD SENPAI DADDY ZADDYY
