For Annisjxjfnfn! Hope you enjoy this one is tiny lol <3
Josef sat in his first grade class, the chair too small for him. He sat next to SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler, his (non consensual 🙂) girlfriend.
"Can anyone tell me how to spell apple?" Ms. Mona asked the class as tiny arms shot up. SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler raised her hand and Ms. Mona called on her, "Qui... SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler?" She hated saying that name.
"Erm, ATCHULLY- ze answer is QUASSOINT!!" She screamed.
"Oh my- zats much too high in your grade level! You must be moved up with boys and girls your age right zis instant!"
Great. Josef was stuck in first grade while his mashugana girlfriend was allowed to join kids his age. He raised his hand, "Isn't the answer A-P-P-L-E?" He said to Ms Mona. Her eyes turned red and she glared, "Non, non, non. Ze answer, iz QUASSOINT."
Josef's face turned into a tomato as he slid back into his seat. "Don't wo-" a boy next to him started.
"Don't."
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Josef jump roped in one spot as he counted, "Un, Trois- wait, no. Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq, Treize- no!" He practiced his French as a little boy approached him, "Can we have a playdate?" Josef stopped jumping. "Um, sure. What's your number?" (A/N yeah phones existed back then huh??? 😲)
The boy snickered, "Sorry, we use names now!" The boy ran off and Josef didn't get it.
Then he got it.
He yelled at the boy, "I'M NOT ABOVE PUNCHING BABIES!!"
