Hola despacitoooo!! My name is SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler and I just moved to Canada. Churchill, Manitoba- to be a nerd. Its kinda mid here tho because its cold af and I keep finding yellow Gs & Ms in the snow like wtf.
AnYwAyS- I've been popping preppy vibes but now I have to go to school. YIPPEE!! I hope that cutie from the polar bear tours is here 😏😏
Anwyaysysysyssssss- I walked into class and guess who I see sitting in the front row- the SHMEXIEST REXIEST SHREKSIESNT DEXIEST EXIEST PEXIEST MEXEIST BBG
UwU-
I went up to him and sat in the neighboring chair. His beautiful BLUE ORBS stared into my NEON PINK ORBS as he looked at me friendly-ly, "Oh- hey... I was kinda saving that seat for my friend...Could you maybe...? Y'know?" His voice quieted at the end, not wanting to offend me as he pointed to the 750,000 empty seats.
I blushed and giggled, "Um- well... I- uhhh- teeheehee! I hehe- uhhh- wut the shigma- I can't leave chairs cause I got attacked by a polar bear. His name was BAZINGA. But I beat the bazinga outta that thing" I said quirkily as I mewed at him
He looked disturbed for a minute, but then he raised an eyebrow, intrigued, he had already forgotten about the seat lolzers. "Bazinga, huh? That sounds intense!" His smile widened, and I could feel my heart race like I was on a sugar rush from eating all those yellow Gs & Ms.
(She thought they were lemon flavored- THEY WERE NOT 😭😭)
I giggled, "Yeah. He was a BOOMER. But I won cause I'm such a baddie. But not without a price..." I turned away from him as I drew fanart of us in my notes like in turning red UwU
<TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO U BY HOLY COW I SCREAMED WHEN ISABEL WAS IN TWO DEGREES LIKE WTF HUH I WENT WILD OMG OMG OMG>
I left period 3 and went to lunch and I saw That cute boy and some boy next to him. I gotta rizz up the blondie before he becomes ga- (My lawyer advised me not to finish that joke)
I ran over and sat in between them. "So, bestie boos, wsp. What're ur names?" The cute blondie with BEAUTIFUL BLUE ORBS smiled at me and made me blush, "I'm Owen, and this is George!" He said as I giggled, "TeeheheheheheheheehehehhehehehehehehehHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH" Im so cutesy and demure-
George punched his shoulder, "I can introduce myself, dude!"
Owen laughed and punched him back, "Whatever, icehole!"
"You're an icehole!"
"No- you're an icehole!"
"You!"
"No-You!"
I dropped the bass down low, "Wanna hang out after school senpai- I mean besties?" I said cutely.
They stopped fighting and agreed (flipfloopin finally)
Timeskip brought to you by Nanuq
"Alright mom- I'm headed off! See ya!"
"DON'T FALL INTO AN ICEHOLE!"
"UR AN ICEHOLE"
"UR GETTING DISOWNED OWEN"
Finally (After me eating 8683290 galapagos tortoises) they arrived at my drug store and sat down in the waiting room.
I came out w 2 big papers and gave them both pens
"What's this for?" Owen asked
I giggled cutely "HEHEHPEORHOSHEIBQKEBFK it's to make sure u don't tell anyone this- just sign it!"
They signed it and I smirked, "HA I MADE OWEN LEGALLY MARRY ME AND GEORGE HAS TO STAY AWAY FROM US!!!"
George raised his eyebrow, "Wait- but mine said I have to marry you?"
I FELL INTO THE FLOOR AND DIED, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO LSBQHXWOWCHOWGJFWLDQHOFWIHFWOFWHFWHIFQHIFWH"
Then I had a panik attak and changed my gender 285837538 times 😔😔😔😔😔😔
