Modern Family

S.3.2 Bad blood in good children

Today was a normal day for our family we hasn't had a fight. And it was pretty chilly.

Time Skip

„Where is Lily?" Gloria asked. We were at Mitch and Camerons house. „Um, she's getting dressed." replied Mitch. „All by herself?" I asked and Aiden came on my lap.

„Cam is encouraging her to be more independent and there she is!" Said Mitch Lily came to us with an colorful princess dress. „Doesn't she look beautiful?" Asked Mitch us.

We all looked away so as not to have to answer the question. Now the other Dunphy's came in. „Hey, do you guys have any old furniture? I'm moving into the attic." Asked Luke Mitch and Cam.

„The attic?" Asked Mitch disgusted. „Hey, at least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet." Suddenly Lily pushed Luke not hard but she pushed him.

„Okay, everybody, show time." Said suddenly Claire and pushed the on button on the TV to share a video. „Oh my god it's us at the market." Said Phil. „Uh-huh yeah, it's security camera footage." replied Claire.

„I don't understand what are we watching?" Asked Mitchel confused. „Okay, look I fell yesterday at the market. Phil and I have been having a little disagreement as to what happened. Just watch. Okay, right here. I stop to fix my shoe, and then Phil, right there. Okay. He makes way for this very attractive woman, whom he conveniently leaves out of his retelling of the story." Claire said and Phil looked awkward away.

„Now, right here, Phil backs up, pushes his butt into the cart, pushes me into the cans. Do you see that? It's all his fault! Just like I said! I was right! Suck it!" At the end of her story Claire yelled.

„When did you get this?" Asked Phil. „Oh my god that's why you wanted to come separately." Said Alex. „You went to all that trouble just to prove you were right?" Asked Haley.

„It really wasn't that much trouble. I just went to the store, found your friend Jordan, the bag boy, who got me the manager he gave me the address of the off-site security office. I filled out some paperwork. Sally faxed it to corporate three minutes later, I'm buying a pack of DVDs and burning a copy. Cake." Replied Claire.

„Claire sweetheart you're crazy." I told her. „It's like a sickness." Said Luke disgusted. „What? None of you believed me, so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now." Defend Claire herself.

„Ay, please stop with the 'sucking it' Claire. They're children." Said Gloria. Yes, children are very impressionable. You'll never know what they'll pick up." Interrupted Cam.

Then suddenly Mitch said they want to adopt another baby but they are upset because Lily doesn't like sharing. They all talked things out now we are heading home.